John Dark

Mistakes were made. Serial Number 8. He/Him. I once ratioed Disco Elysium’s Twitter. PFP made by @spiceestew

[John Dark @jbeast33]

George Mario
Jerry Luigi
Newman Wario
Kramer Waluigi

[John Dark @jbeast33]

@pidgeonsmith I thought Wisconsin highways were bad, but Iowa highways are horrific straits borne of Asphodel itself.

[The Vegapunk of Hyenas @Yeenie_Mcbeenie]

Reminder Danny is one of the few creators on CN who owns the rights to his show and personally chose to end it when the artist of the intro sequence, Paul Boyd, was murdered by the police in a horrific case of abuse of force

[🥀𝓣𝓲𝓪🥀 @NoAverageJoint]

The accuracy! 🤣

[John Dark @jbeast33]

The rise of the HOA put the kibosh on the construction of local watchtowers and outposts. The feudal perspective weeps.

[John Dark @jbeast33]

Debate

[John Dark @jbeast33]

@pidgeonsmith Can I be a grey Jedi so I can use Force Heal and Force Lightning

[John Dark @jbeast33]

@pidgeonsmith Can I use the double-bladed lightsaber

[kepe ✨🇫🇮 @kepe__]

"algorithms were invented in 825 AD by scientist Mohammed Algorithm" sounds like a batshit insane sentence but is literally completely accurate

[onion person @CantEverDie]

“trans people are groomers” mfs the moment one of their friends is outed as being a pedophile:

[John Dark @jbeast33]

If this was a prequel padawan cutting his ponytail off, you would be calling it the rawest thing ever.

[🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 @VHSDVDBLURAY4K]

Cutting your hair with a light saber has to be one the dumbest things I’ve ever seen in media

[Ecdycis @Ecdycis]

New Dead Rising fans entering the park for the first time when the Deluxe Remaster comes out.

[John Dark @jbeast33]

@rodeoman Even before Fury Road’s conflict takes place, the movie makes it clear that Joe’s society was going to come crashing down the moment he bit it (which judging by those boils, was gonna happen sooner than later).

[John Dark @jbeast33]

@CapybaraFriend The best thing to ever come out of NFT’s is this meme, no question

https://t.co/BsqEfR9hD6

[John Dark @jbeast33]

@UsoppRocky @CapybaraFriend Him and Gwyneth Paltrow pretending they loved those hideous things was peak post-Covid insanity.

[John Dark @jbeast33]

@Srirachachau @matress_island Brock getting roasted by Helper about liking Zeppelin (but in a clearly friendly way) is one of my favorite interactions in the series.

[John Dark @jbeast33]

@matress_island @Srirachachau Everyone in the series is just different types of fucking nerds calling everyone else fucking nerds.