Hoss Bonaventure, C.E.O.

total tear down of current simulation. looking to reboot in next 6 months with better routed channels to maximize efficiency and eliminate redundancy.

[Hoss Bonaventure, C.E.O. @jbernstein12]

So watching The Price is Right and some poor soul just won a trip from LA to Salisbury to then drive to Tilghman Island. What a shame….

[Hoss Bonaventure, C.E.O. @jbernstein12]

A threesome with 2 sons? Sounds gay to me #POTUS

[Hoss Bonaventure, C.E.O. @jbernstein12]

If I don’t get a sneeze montage at the end of all of this then what’s the point?

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

“False start on the Raiders…”

“However, the Chiefs recovered a fumble after we blew the play dead, so we’re changing the flag to ‘illegal shift’ so the Chiefs can decline the penalty and let the play stand. Go Chiefs!”

[Hoss Bonaventure, C.E.O. @jbernstein12]

Todays 🔒
TJ Watt to end Aaron Rodger’s season for +1250

[Hoss Bonaventure, C.E.O. @jbernstein12]

Why does it take 5+ minutes to wait for a light to turn with no traffic coming off the major highway

[Hoss Bonaventure, C.E.O. @jbernstein12]

Happy Mew Year! This dude at Bigham has hijacked the jukebox and is playing all St Patty’s songs. Hooray!

[Hoss Bonaventure, C.E.O. @jbernstein12]

There’s a special place in hell for those people that do their reps 2 inches from the weight rack. Jesus Christ, share the fucking space in the gym you dick. #gymmotivation

[Hoss Bonaventure, C.E.O. @jbernstein12]

Damn, had my parlay one day off this week. Damn

[Hoss Bonaventure, C.E.O. @jbernstein12]

Getting beyond excited for November. Holy crap, just reading this action plan for the 21 day challenge has me pumped! This Chad bod will be activated by Thanksgiving! #DadBodToChadBod

[TodayInSports @TodayInSportsCo]

Kids today just don’t understand.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Who misses this era of football? 🏈💪

(via @BetswapGG)

[Hoss Bonaventure, C.E.O. @jbernstein12]

I don’t care who the president is or who is in congress unless it’s fucking 80 year olds holding on for dear life making decisions that will impact me for another 30+ years while it impacts them for a few. Age & term limits on all elected positions are necessary

[Hoss Bonaventure, C.E.O. @jbernstein12]

He’s a bum! @pziegler895

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

this Matt Canada situation is way worse than I initially expected

so I forced myself to write about it

yes, they played tough defenses

but it's not the results that are most concerning

it's the process

and it's worse than I thought

READ: https://t.co/TnxUuA6WE3

WATCH:

[Hoss Bonaventure, C.E.O. @jbernstein12]

I appreciate the Sophie B Hawkins playing while showing the aerial view of Hoover Dam. There are a lot of confused children wondering why their parents are chuckling. Well played @SNFonNBC #PITvsLV

[Hoss Bonaventure, C.E.O. @jbernstein12]

I have not seen another person on my 3+ mile hike so far, and of course the first place I saw a person we crossed paths perfectly around a tree that had a path. Proof we are in a simulation, keep the system moving with the least resistance! #WelcomeToTheMatrix

[Hoss Bonaventure, C.E.O. @jbernstein12]

I find it odd that I’m sitting in a restaurant adorned with oyster plates all over the walls doesn’t offer oysters on the half shell. I’m even in the heart of the bay now and still nothing. 🤷🏼‍♂️👎🏽

[Hoss Bonaventure, C.E.O. @jbernstein12]

Today is the first day I’ve been alone, I also don’t think I’ve spoken at all today.

[Hoss Bonaventure, C.E.O. @jbernstein12]

So yesterday on the drive back from MD we listened to Taylor Swift essentials. Today half my reels had Taylor Swift in them or they were about her songs. She must be stopped, she is omnipresent! #SwiftDad

[Hoss Bonaventure, C.E.O. @jbernstein12]

Mom just went through the fridge like Dennis after Mac ‘died’. #GoodbyeMacShit #GoodbyeMacShit

[Hoss Bonaventure, C.E.O. @jbernstein12]

Even after all these years, despite all my rage I’m still just a rat in a cage