spaghetti’s big flat cousin

a star put a crystal under a cabbage leaf and I appeared! I’M A GIFT!

[spaghetti’s big flat cousin @jbethanyw]

only quoting this so I can pin it to my page

[benny @bennydotjw]

I’m putting this video everywhere because I seriously love the way everyone reacts to such a precious baby boy

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Watching Uncut Gems to relax

[Andrew @kohakudoori]

bro got hit by a car mid tweet

[hootin and hollerin @whoresthedog]

Going to cry... he's so sweet and diligent and intelligent

[alisa @squirtstain]

gave her a middle part and she got upset

[DoctorHotdogs.bsky.social @DoctorHotdogs]

ITS DEPIGLIO DAY

[EARTHGHOSTPURRP @EARTHGHOSTPURRP]

ME IN THE BACK OF THE MYSTERY MACHINE: “you can’t say the r slur anymore, scoob”

ANTI-WOKE SCOOBY DOO: “but what if they’re *really* being a raggot?”

[spaghetti’s big flat cousin @jbethanyw]

why is twitter showing me shit from people i don’t follow

[dominik johann @zerstoerer]

terrifying deleted scene from skinamarink

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Gradually noticing horribly disfigured AI fingers on all my family members in old childhood photos

[Pakks🧡 @_pakks]

“I was never afraid before you showed up” #TheLastOfUs

[Perfume Genius @perfumegenius]

I like watching The Gilmore girls because they are never scared of dying

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. idk who she is but she is a monster she is not fit for human interaction

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

what does NASA stand for.

not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[spaghetti’s big flat cousin @jbethanyw]

the pancakes were bomb and the girls only charged me for my latte :’)

[spaghetti’s big flat cousin @jbethanyw]

got stood up but at least i look cute doing it

[spaghetti’s big flat cousin @jbethanyw]

the waitresses gave me a free mimosa🥹