Jean Dalrymple

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@SwipeWright Be the kind of husband to your wife that you want someday for your daughter. Also, she's your baby, but let her live to to your highest expectations. She can do it.

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@repcleaver Maybe they invested in some car washes.

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@JaniceDean Botox or bangs, sister. Maybe let the crows fly ❤️

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@TartanArmyGroup This guy is your spirit animal for key lime.

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@TartanArmyGroup Fireman Derek’s Bake Shop Miami https://t.co/fC7VZnrXVx

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@ZachWLambert Now do the national debt.

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@KurtSchlichter You're spending too much time in California and there's clearly something toxic that's affected your musical senses.

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@mtaibbi When they leave the toilet seat up. Also, what is it about the male anatomy that gives them the ability to make such a loud noise whole blowing their noses?

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@SenWarren What is the process for hiring somebody this dumb to post tweets for you?

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@DefiantLs You want to talk about unqualified.... Tim Walz case in point.

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@GovKathyHochul Whoever tweets for you must have been in middle school five years ago.

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@kerrydougherty Whoa. I have to ask my husband to get it for me. You're amazing!

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@RepBeccaB Maybe if I ask my husband, he'll help me fill out my paperwork. It's all so complicated and confusing. Thank goodness I don't have to do hard things like read forms or write my name or learn how to drive.

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@GadSaad He's just mad he's not as pretty as you. It's something you're just going to have to get used to.

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@Tim_Walz It's just like you managed to call a pick six for the other team. Congratulations.

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@TheKevinDalton They must be worth $251 each.

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@SenSchumer Tell me how the affordable care act made anything more affordable. You should be ashamed of this inaction.

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@StevenJonMiller I had dinner at one of those two weeks ago. She should consider herself spared from inedible food on a dirty table.

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@1spencernelson @BreitbartNews What do you think is going to write the book?

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@AdamCarollaShow Ergonomics is the problem with the bags, not plane load capacity.