Jess

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[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

.@KamalaHarris doesn’t have shit to prove.

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

ONE👏 MORE👏 TIME! #VeryStableGenius

[Jess @jbi1122]

You know your kids is boujee when they expect a fancy 4-star hotel stay for a two hour road trip to Scranton. #thinktheyrockafellas

[Jess @jbi1122]

You know your kids is boujee when you make homemade pizza and they refuse to eat it unless the mozzarella is fresh pulled from this morning. #thosetomatoesorganicright

[James Scott @James_or_Turtle]

Our clown of a president really has me thinking. Maybe I should run for president. I’ve got no qualifications and I can offend people with dumbass comments pretty seamlessly. I’m already up to par with him. All I need is a small loan of a million dollars.

[Jess @jbi1122]

You know it's time for a break when you feel like you should have sewn a cyanide capsule into your collar before you left for work.

[Jess @jbi1122]

@sterlingkb1 Are we cousins? Damn fine episode. #ThisIsUs

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

That sucks for Nordstrom now they have to find another cashier😢. https://t.co/i3fVOvTPfH

[Jess @jbi1122]

@Lin_Manuel - My 4 kids (18, 8, 5 & 4) singing all #LinManuelMiranda all the time. #hamiltonmusical #moana

[Jess @jbi1122]

#ThankYouObama

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Thank you for everything. My last ask is the same as my first. I'm asking you to believe—not in my ability to create change, but in yours.

[🌟 @divinealinement]

So Trump can run with no political background, but I need over 5 years experience & a masters for an entry level job

[Jess @jbi1122]

Let's just hope his tiny hands can't push that red button they're always talking about. #wearefucked

[Jess @jbi1122]

January 21, 2017
Welcome to the First American Hunger Games!
May the odds be . . . ahh, fuck it, we're screwed.

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

Pete says it all I'm just...I can't even..
https://t.co/nbxk2rLBP4

[deray @deray]

Can you impeach a president before they take the oath? I'm asking for a friend.

[Jess @jbi1122]

Go home 2016. You're drunk. #wtf

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

FYI: Manhattan, where people know Trump best (he’s lived, worked, & played there most of his life), gave him 10% of the vote.

[Jess @jbi1122]

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