jamie lawson

hiya

[jamie lawson @jbirdlette]

Thank god a 60 year old man at the gym with a pornstache is giving me medical advice regarding a scratch on my arm. Thanks guy.

[jamie lawson @jbirdlette]

Just watched an 80 year old woman buy a handle of bankers. She had the cashier carry it to the car cause she was too weak. #winning

[jamie lawson @jbirdlette]

Tequila and tuna isn't the best combo

[jamie lawson @jbirdlette]

@aubs52613 closest one

[jamie lawson @jbirdlette]

@DILLONFRANCIS one deeper #djhansel

[jamie lawson @jbirdlette]

@aubs52613 sorry what

[jamie lawson @jbirdlette]

I'm so close to being a real person with a real life that involves fun again!!! 😁😁😁😁😁😁👍👍👍👍👍

[jamie lawson @jbirdlette]

HELP. HELP. HELP.

[jamie lawson @jbirdlette]

@aubs52613 yes. Snorplasty

[jamie lawson @jbirdlette]

Idontthinkimgoingtomakeittowhitecoat.

[jamie lawson @jbirdlette]

@carilawson $15!! I don't know what streets those people live on

[jamie lawson @jbirdlette]

Was looking in the mirror last night thinking wow I haven't had any pimples in months. Woke up this morning with a small child on my chin.

[jamie lawson @jbirdlette]

This is what is currently happening in PA school #getmeoutofhere #10days

[jamie lawson @jbirdlette]

Lord help me. #15days

[jamie lawson @jbirdlette]

I miss college.

[jamie lawson @jbirdlette]

Can't wait to learn about geriatric sex tomorrow. #yourparentsstillbang #sodoyourgrandparents

[jamie lawson @jbirdlette]

22 DAYS. HOLY F.

[jamie lawson @jbirdlette]

This week is gunna suck anus.

[Bill Nye @BillNye]

Trust me; I'm a doctor. #lehighgrad

[jamie lawson @jbirdlette]

@nkk1007 @hahahalyssa @aubs52613 I'm feeling a road trip for you three 😏