Jaron Birkan

Honorary Sean Connery. Los Angeles writer, improviser, lawyer and Manchester United supporter.

[Jaron Birkan @jbirkan]

@nanglish Yes, any time you are out in public.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

yo join me and @LowKeyUHTN on IG LIVE at 11:30pm EST for The Recap of tonights Mannie Fresh vs scott storch battle!

[Jaron Birkan @jbirkan]

@briancgrubb Which insurance agent is he going to seduce next?

[Mike Francesa @MikeFrancesa]

Forget NY, NJ and Ct, nobody should be going anywhere for the next two weeks. Shut the country down and test. NOW!!
#stayhome

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

I really miss SNL

Sitting
Near
Le Pain Quotidien

[Juan Ferrer @JuanFerrerVila]

James Caan (Sonny Corleone).

The Godfather.

After having been riddled with bullets, one well deserves a rest.

[Jaron Birkan @jbirkan]

@Amber_Coffman They are great! If you want to see how malicious and incompetent the federal government can be the Vietnam one is so scary.

[Jaron Birkan @jbirkan]

@FedExHelp Tracking Number 770076186330

[Jaron Birkan @jbirkan]

@FedExHelp I know you are super packed but are you not picking up from dropboxes? I put a package with a label in on Sunday and it still hasn’t been picked up.

[Jaron Birkan @jbirkan]

@FedExHelp FedEx 2 Day. It was put in the drop box outside 9696 Culver Blvd Culver City, CA 90232. Thanks. I checked that it had not gotten stuck.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

John Lennon got shot and died.

Cam'ron got shot and drove to the hospital in a Lamborghini.

Not even a contest.

[Jaron Birkan @jbirkan]

Westworld is the dumbest shit. But man it's gorgeous.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

don't let ki-woo see this

[Jaron Birkan @jbirkan]

@americanamemes Worst theme park, best rides

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

Six Flags seems busier than usual!

[Ryan J. Reilly @ryanjreilly]

There are a lot of bad things happening in the world right now, but Vinny from Jersey Shore turning his Instagram account into a Coronavirus educational resource isn’t one of those bad things.

[Jaron Birkan @jbirkan]

@sepinwall Mr. Magorium's Masturbatorium is something else.