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[JB @jbited]

@0DonaldTrumpJr1 1912

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

Hey @NCIC_Kenya, while you issue press statements threatening bloggers and policing translation nuances, here is a clip from Ngeria, Kapseret. Plain Swahili; no translation needed. Let's see if your summons work for politicians making eviction threats.

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

LINDA MWANANCHI Grand entry at Sindo, HOMABAY COUNTY,INAWEZEKANA.

[Kipkalya Kones @MrKipkalya]

The whole world can now see why @gpdkaluma, @JohnMbadiN and @gladyswanga are willing to kill to stop people seeing Homa Bay.

Horrible roads, including those listed as "completed" by Ruto to validate the useless broad-based rubbish.

Poor healthcare.

Biting poverty.

But most importantly, a people in love with @edwinsifuna .

This is too painful for the axis of evil to allow people to see. They will kill to stop people witnessing their fake stories.

But freedom is not a rabbit that you can cage.

[Alfred Keter🇰🇪 @alfredarapketer]

John Mbadi!
You have a missed call!
😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Trey & Lea's Stronger Marriages @StrongMarriage5]

Most wives have no clue how much their naked body affects their husband.

Most husbands have no clue how much their loving words affect their wives.

Make sure you are "affecting" your spouse.

[FELIX @FellMentKE]

Can you stay awake from 1 AM to 5 AM?

If yes, I have a remote job for you that pays $100/hr.

These companies pay daily in USD for night-shift roles that 99% of people will never see.

Here are 12 of them hiring this week:

[Troll Touchline @TrollTouchline]

🚨🗣️ | Thierry Henry in Arsenal reaching the champions league final:

“when you look at what this group has achieved, you have to take a step back and really digest it. People talk about the 'Invincibles' of 2004, but what this team has done navigating the Champions League without tasting defeat? That is a different kind of monster.
In Europe, the margin for error is non-existent. You saw it specifically in this semi-final against Atletico Madrid. Everyone thought, 'This is a nightmare,' because we know how they want to drag you into the mud. But Arsenal stayed patient. They beat them at their own game of mental chess. To knock out a team that specializes in the 'dark arts' while keeping that unbeaten record intact shows me this isn't just a talented team; it’s a resilient one.
They play with a level of maturity and technical security that I haven't seen in a very long time. They don't just dominate games; they manage them. They aren't afraid of the badge on the other side of the pitch anymore. Whether it’s the way the back four holds the line or the way the front men press, there is a synchronicity there that is pure art.
To reach the final unbeaten is a statement to the world that Arsenal is setting the standard again. I am a fan first, and seeing my club represent the DNA of North London with this much class and steel... it brings a tear to my eye. They have one more bridge to cross, but they have already earned the respect of everyone who loves this game. Mikel Arteta has done wonders to build this team”

[Trey & Lea's Stronger Marriages @StrongMarriage5]

Sex in marriage is not something you "get from your spouse" or "give to your spouse" ... it's something to be SHARED between a husband and wife.

[Heisenberg @DrJuma_M]

CONFIRMED:Ruto should Understand Kenyans are so Done with Him.

[Eric @amerix]

To,

The drivers of Public Service Vehicles [Matatus],

Our children have been released for mid-term break,

Drive them well,

Take care of them while on the roads,

Bring them safely just the same way the teachers gave you,

Don't allow them to mislead you into speeding the vehicle or pumping up the music,

These are children, mind their safety.

Adhere to traffic rules and respect your office [the matatu],

It is rainy, the roads are wet and slippery,

Be patient and focus on getting to the destination safely.

We pray to God to give you the journey mercy as you bring them home,

May God bless you for this difficult task of carrying passengers on our chaotic public roads.

[Kivutha Kibwana @ProfKibwana]

NO ONE CAN TEARGAS A REVOLUTION. We can smell the THIRD ECONOMIC LIBERATION.. @orengo_james Kudos for supporting the #FreshYoungTurks. May other #SecondLiberationVeterans come forth to lend a hand. Freedom is Coming. #SisiNdoSifuna #SisiNdoBabu #SisiNdoGenZ #SisiNdoWakenya.

[Segera The Don @segera_clinton]

Who’s this lady??? Brains here

[African Hub @AfricanHub_]

Nobody expected that to happen

[Tyrese Gibson @Tyrese]

Dear Heavenly Father, as I stand at the doorway of 2026, I come before You in the name of Jesus Christ. Before this new year fully unfolds, I place my life, my family, my work, and my future into Your hands. Go before me, and destroy every plan of darkness set against my life.

By the authority of Jesus, every curse that tried to follow me from previous years is stopped here. Every negative word, every repeated pattern, every hidden plan meant to delay my progress or steal my peace is cancelled now. What was sent to weaken me will not enter 2026 with me.

Cover my home with Your presence.
Guard my steps with Your wisdom.
Order my days with Your peace.

I declare that 2026 will not be marked by struggle, but by direction; not by heaviness, but by freedom; not by curses, but by the blessing of God.

Lord, I will not keep this prayer to myself. I promise to share this prayer with at least one person today. In the victorious name of Jesus Christ, Amen.

Type “God is great” to disappoint the enemy!

[JB @jbited]

@Tyrese God is is great!
Amen! and Amen!

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

There will be twists and turns, unexpected moves, people who walk away, things that weren’t fair. Instead of fighting change, learn to embrace it. Recognize that’s God ordering your steps. He wouldn’t be changing things if He wasn’t leading you to a place of greater blessing.

[Victoria Osteen @VictoriaOsteen]

God wants you to go beyond your ability and what you think you can do and tap into His ability.

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

There’s no bondage the enemy puts on you that God can’t break. There’s no addiction, no depression, no sickness, no lack that He can’t free you from. You’re going to see beauty for ashes, joy for mourning. Chains are breaking, walls are coming down, strongholds are being leveled. It’s your time for release.

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

This is beyond unacceptable.
@NPSOfficial_KE you cannot ignore this.

What we are watching here is an attempted murder, plain and simple. A criminal offense in every sense of the law.

The woman recording was also assaulted.

Act. Arrest. Prosecute.