Jean Cormier

fan of East Durham, recruiter @McKinney, mom to two crazies

[Jean Cormier @jbjeano]

When you wish your spouse was home so you could pretend not to have noticed the dog vomit and make them clean it up

[Jean Cormier @jbjeano]

Just texted the husband that I would leave @Anthropologie in a second but Siri autocorrected to decade 😅 #shegetsme

[Jean Cormier @jbjeano]

When you husband turns to you and says, "so what's #shiplap ?" #myhappyplace

[Jean Cormier @jbjeano]

When your husband realizes you've been binge watching @KimmySchmidt behind his back

[Jean Cormier @jbjeano]

I just made such a yummy pizza that I don't even notice the 3 year old uncontrollably crying and screaming my name #pizzaispower

[Jean Cormier @jbjeano]

You can't say your morning's been rough until you step on a fake rubber finger that's covered in poop #morecoffeeplease

[Jean Cormier @jbjeano]

When you forget to take Easter pictures but can't stop looking atInstagram at all the families who didn't #lifegoals

[Jean Cormier @jbjeano]

I just added shoes to my @MapMyRun Gear Tracker powered by https://t.co/MVd5fJ3gn6. https://t.co/aTfKufFShR #zapposfit

[Jean Cormier @jbjeano]

3 year old at church "my mommy's having surgery where her water comes out" #anatomy #KidsSayTheDarndestThings

[Jean Cormier @jbjeano]

Nothing like some good white carbs to combat sleep deprivation #momlife

[Jean Cormier @jbjeano]

Coping with toddler tantrums by sneaking Halloween candy behind their back - it's amazingly satisfying

[Jean Cormier @jbjeano]

I got full on peed on today but it was ten times more pleasant than all the whining I heard #needsomewine

[Jean Cormier @jbjeano]

Stepped in pee this morning barefoot, the most disturbing part is that it now doesn't really surprise or bother me #momlife

[Jean Cormier @jbjeano]

My 5 year old just said he hates leaving #Durham - as we make the long return trip from Raleigh #raisedhimright

[McKinney @mckinney]

We could name 35. | 34 Amazing Things That Will Make You Fall In Love With Durham, N.C. http://t.co/bn7cjirl2x via @buzzfeed

[Jean Cormier @jbjeano]

My 2 year old just made a bracelet out of her salami - I'm actually fairly impressed - how very @ladygaga of her

[Jean Cormier @jbjeano]

"Let's do this everyday" - referring to eating bread while watching TV - he's definitely my son #whathudsonsays

[Jean Cormier @jbjeano]

The green poop explosion of 2015 is making me rethink the white grout and tile for the kid's bath #momlife

[Nationwide @Nationwide]

You did it, @alexmorgan13! Party like it's 1999! #BandTogether http://t.co/Tq3om4uqK2

[Jean Cormier @jbjeano]

My daughter is so clumsy I just told the babysitter not to let her hop #helicopterparent