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Slender and Graceful

[JB @jbmcgackinn]

My sister just smacked my dad so hard the lenses of his glasses flew off #BitchSlap

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🇧🇪🤯 When Toby Alderweireld scored this incredible goal in the 94th minute to win Royal Antwerp's first league title in 66 YEARS. ✅

It is one of the craziest moments in Belgian football history. 🏆✨

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Georgia I entered a Chick-fil-A drive-thru line of forty cars.

I turned off my engine. I prepared to wait the way my ancestors waited out a siege.

Six minutes later I was holding chicken.

I do not know what happened to the other thirty-nine cars. The line moved like water that had somewhere to be.

A young woman walked between the cars taking orders on a small tablet, on foot, in the sun, smiling like the sun was her idea.

I said thank you.

She said, "My pleasure."

I did not think about it then. I should have.

At the window I thanked the young man for the food.

"My pleasure."

I thanked him for the sauce.

"My pleasure."

I thanked him for thanking me—

"My pleasure."

I want to be clear about what was happening.

This was a duel.

In Japan I trained in courtesy for forty years. Bowing angles. Seasonal greetings. The correct depth of apology for seventeen distinct situations.

I was a white belt in that drive-thru.

I escalated. I used my most formal English. I thanked him on behalf of my entire family line.

He said, "My pleasure," and gave me extra sauce.

Extra sauce. Unprovoked. A counterattack.

I returned the next day to reclaim my honor.

It was Sunday. The restaurant was closed.

All of them were closed. In the entire country. They close every Sunday, and they have closed every Sunday since the beginning, because the founder made a promise, and the promise did not expire when he did.

I stood in the empty parking lot and understood I had lost twice.

Once to a teenager with sauce.

Once to a man I will never meet, who kept his word so long it became a building.

In my country we say a samurai's word is his life.

I had never seen a restaurant say it back.

I returned Monday. I ordered. And this time I said it first, before she could.

"My pleasure."

She smiled and said, "It sure is."

America, I surrender.

It was my pleasure.

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

chopped her feet, wrapped up, played THROUGH the tackle, she’s got the intangibles

[James @James_COYS_]

This is THE Heung Min Son edit 🥹🇰🇷🤍🎥

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

WHAT A MOMENT. THIS GOAL LINE CLEARANCE FROM MICKY VAN DE VEN 🤯

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

MARSHAWN LYNCH TOOK AT LEAST ONE SHOT OF HENNESSY BEFORE EVERY GAME.

👿👿👿

ICON.

[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

20,000 points. 20,000 memories.

Keep changing the narrative, Giannis.

[™️ @giooThfc]

I promise u this is the best place for limbs 😭😭

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

The choir of limbs.

[Devils on MSG @DevilsMSGN]

Jacob Markstrom had 3 save of the year candidates in one game 😱🤯

@BillSpaulding | @KenDaneykoMSG | #NJDevils

[Kevin Negandhi @KevinNegandhi]

Look at the reaction of grown men who have played football for decades and are at the top of their profession watching Saquon Barkley do something they have never seen before.

[Alex 𝓕𝓪𝓷 @xAlexTHFC]

It’s kinda crazy how we’re all just meant to move on and get excited for new youngsters

After witnessing this generational talent …

[໊ @zerowontmiss]

MAN WHO DID THIS 🤣🤣🤣

[george @StokeyyG2]

A woman is hit with a Shawn Michaels Super Kick in Burnley…

[JB @jbmcgackinn]

@Sharyn_Flug Happy Ides of March Goody Flug !!!

[KESP 🎥 @KESPedits]

Heung Min Son - Somewhere only we know

@Sonny7

[JB @jbmcgackinn]

No way Usher put roller blades on that fast. Takes at least 15 minutes to put them on

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

😭😭😭

[🐐 @HermanoCuti_]

Icl one of the best comps I’ve saw on this app and what a player to put it with Destiny Udogie remember the name 🇮🇹�

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Sat alongside his teammates, watch the moment Ange appointed Sonny as our new Club captain 🫶