Jason Bodley

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[Jason Bodley @jbodley44]

@Tim_Walz All the needles are out of the grass the homeless aren’t living around the pool and Democrats just want to complain about the algae…

[Jason Bodley @jbodley44]

@NASCARONFOX NASCAR needs to put some PJ1 in that corner, way too dangerous…

[Jason Bodley @jbodley44]

@DGodfatherMoody Glad to see ol’ Harry back… @Brendan62 getting some screen time before the race starts.
He’s truly one of my all-time favorites. I hope he does well today..

[Jason Bodley @jbodley44]

@Rep_Stansbury You would support the enemy over fellow Americans. You’re a disgrace.

[Jason Bodley @jbodley44]

@Rep_Stansbury Didn’t the entire regime get destroyed?…

[Jason Bodley @jbodley44]

@DebHaalandNM Communism don’t work…

[Jason Bodley @jbodley44]

@DebHaalandNM It was MLG’s policies that have ran all the doctors out of New Mexico. You’re more of the same.

[Jason Bodley @jbodley44]

@GovMLG Unless they haven’t been born. You have no concern for their life.
New Mexico’s most vulnerable are the unborn.. because the state has no issues deleting them.

[Jason Bodley @jbodley44]

@SenatorHeinrich Just think because of your affordable care act, I pay $1000 more a month for health insurance. At least the Trump administration is making the world a safer place.

[#nomorekingtim @Bunny8675309]

Dumb and Dumber.

[John Rich🇺🇸 @johnrich]

There's a 911 in Upstate New York!! Ain't that right @GovKathyHochul ?? Kathy, why do you hate Upstate farmers so much? Let's see what America has to say about this, shall we? If you stand with American Farmers, hit REPOST. Volume UP!👇

[Jason Bodley @jbodley44]

@SenatorLujan You’re all about enforcing the law until it comes to immigration. You’ll fund every illegal alien and do nothing to secure our nations borders. Hypocrite.

[Jason Bodley @jbodley44]

@SenatorLujan Denied under Obama, denied under Biden, and finally passed under Trump. But did you vote for the bill? Wasn’t this part of the big beautiful bill that you opposed?

[Jason Bodley @jbodley44]

@DebHaalandNM How are you going to raise wages without creating new jobs?

[Jason Bodley @jbodley44]

@Rep_Stansbury Why don’t you talk to your Democrat friends in New Mexico who were in power.
Some of them are still in State office. Bill Richardson said the table and you all fell in line…