Jasmine

Copywriter ✍🏻 @RoyalMintUK

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Try saying these without sounding sarcastic:

1. That's great
2. Good for you
3. Have fun
4. Fascinating
5. Thanks for that
6. Well done you
7. Good luck with that
8. Sounds thrilling
9. What a shame
10. Wow

[Jasmine @jbooth95]

😂😂 relatable

[Sarah Turner @TheUnmumsyMum]

My kids have just discovered that the family sick bowl and the cake mix bowl are one and the same. In my defence, this was also the case when I was growing up … but now I’ve said it out loud, I realise I need to break the cycle. I won’t be taking any further questions.

[BBC @BBC]

⁣Every story has a start.

Connor Swindells, Jack O’Connell, Alfie Allen, Sofia Boutella and Dominic West star in this upcoming story inspired by the origins of the world’s greatest Special Forces unit, the SAS.

#SASRogueHeroes, coming this autumn to iPlayer

[Jasmine @jbooth95]

😂😂

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

as an adult with a credit card i seldom get excited about amazon buys but i just ordered a 100 pack of scrambled assortment of buttons and I AM ABSOLUTELY FROTHING!

[Jasmine @jbooth95]

Anyone else make plans based on the fact that they’ve managed to put makeup on that morning 🙋🏽‍♀️😂

[BBC Radio 1 @BBCR1]

.@KateBushMusic has knocked @Harry_Styles off the top spot and is now officially the UK’s number 1!! 🤯

Listen back to the @officialcharts with @scott_mills on
@BBCSounds now!

[Spindogs @spindogs]

@BrynMeadows

[Jasmine @jbooth95]

@TicketmasterCS I’ve just followed you ☺️

[Jasmine @jbooth95]

@TicketmasterUK hi, I’ve just booked some tickets but realised i might be moving house soon 🤦‍♀️ How do I get my delivery address to change please? Thank you!

[Jasmine @jbooth95]

@TicketmasterCS Hi, it’s not letting me as I’ve purchased a resale ticket. Thank you.

[Fizza Rizvi @FizzaRizvi92]

#Whatsapp #Facebook and #Instagram #serverdown
Meanwhile #Twitter 😂😂

[WalesOnline 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @WalesOnline]

Gareth Bale just donated half a million pounds to Welsh NHS workers 💙https://t.co/JEPoqI6gf0

[Louise J @LouiseJ15725048]

@PengamPrimary we are super proud of LJ today. We’ve just come back from our walk and calculated LJ’s miles and realised she’s completed her 26.2miles for the NHS. Since completing the 5K and donating, she’s had the buzz.

[Jasmine @jbooth95]

@BrandH94 Awh good 😘xx

[Jasmine @jbooth95]

@BrandH94 I hope you’re okay Brand ❤️ sending lots of love xxx

[Pengam Primary @PengamPrimary]

MrsWitchell & all staff are extremely proud of the dedicated effort our wonderful pupils are putting into their Home Learning tasks. Thanks to the wonderful ICT skills of Mr Shortman, We have this message for you - #reachforthestars 🌟 #StayHomeSaveLives #wemissyou

[Sharon Parry @shaparry]

@PengamYear4 @PengamPrimary @CaerphillyLTC @RacMcCarthy Here I am taking up the challenge 🙈

[Jasmine @jbooth95]

@HMRCcustomers Great thank you. Not having a P45 is affecting me not having access to the 80% government pay scheme. What should I do?

Also, doyou know if there is a delay in receiving P45’s due to the current climate? Thanks.

[Jasmine @jbooth95]

@VodafoneUK Hi, my name is jasmine booth and I don’t have a landline number. I’m annoyed as this is the second time our wifi has stopped and you won’t send an engineer out until you diagnose it over the phone even though I’ve tried everything on chat with your adviser.

[Jasmine @jbooth95]

@IKEAUKSupport Hi Dan, I’ve just DM’d you. Thanks.