Jori Bottorff

Her children arise and call her blessed
her husband also, and he praises her:
(maybe not quite, but I'm trying)

[Jori Bottorff @jbott1993]

@Lowes cannot even believe the absolute HORRIBLE delivery service I received today. Am highly educated on @Lowes current delivery contracts and would advise to never buy something that had to be delivered. You just lost a long time customer

[Jori Bottorff @jbott1993]

@CoachEngelman Zero to do with “private” and EVERYTHING with Chicago/Suburban...little community “identity” in those places, hence no school spirit (public or private). Downstate private schools, like most downstate schools travel very well!!

[Jori Bottorff @jbott1993]

@Bottorff44 @DavidAdam42 @Jbott44 @Bott_33 To be clear 1. Announcers absolutely butchering our name is nothing new 2. I’ve NEVER, over all the years came at any announcer for it and 3. If you can pronounce Kameula Ka’aihue you can surely pronounce Bottorff!

[Jori Bottorff @jbott1993]

Bah-tORff or Bawt-ORff
Not Bore-toff, Butt-off, Bow-torf or Baht-er-off. It’s seriously, it’s not that hard🙄 @Jbott44 @Bott_33 @Bottorff44 https://t.co/nSfZZ7l3Xu

[Jori Bottorff @jbott1993]

My advice, don’t order @CrumblCookies for delivery. THEY don’t deliver, they @DoorDash them. The doordashers apparently eat them on the way and it’s an epic cluster to be reimbursed and your college kid won’t get birthday cookies #cookiefail #crumbl

[Jori Bottorff @jbott1993]

And today all the #armchairquarterbacks have become #armchairphysicians
Amazing how many folks slept at a @HolidayInn last night

[Jori Bottorff @jbott1993]

@tanna_shay @Head_of_Lettuce @Realrclark25 That has not been confirmed as of yet. How about we allow the formally trained healthcare professionals make that judgment. NVM, clearly you slept at a Holiday Inn last night #armchairphysician

[Jori Bottorff @jbott1993]

@dodgeboy41 @NurseTexas1 @Craig_A_Spencer @nursekelsey @NFL Do you work in surgery? Not slowing down a bit, regrouping and taking care of your staff will cause deaths. But time is money, hurry and turn over the room so we can do another case.
Sorry, I like to have actual humans as coworkers and to take care of me when I’m a patient.

[Jori Bottorff @jbott1993]

@nmrainmann @NurseTexas1 @Craig_A_Spencer @nursekelsey @NFL This guy is a douche canoe. Your charge nurse is also a douche canoe. Why are there so many douche canoes in the OR and on Twitter?

[Jori Bottorff @jbott1993]

@TimTtam77 @CzechMapping @mattxiv @charliekirk11 He did not get tackled hard🤦🏼‍♀️ HE was the tackler. He did take the opponents helmet to his chest. We DO NOT know what caused this yet but the speculation is commotio cordis.

[Jonny Bottorff @CoachBottorff]

The work starts now! @NAU_Football @CoachChrisBall

[Jori Bottorff @jbott1993]

“It was a beautiful, bright autumn day, with air like cider and a sky so blue you could drown in it” @ Ha Ha Tonka State Park https://t.co/1pt7zxneBk

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Dolphins doing Tua concussion test https://t.co/0S5nGBh6vh

[Sravan Panuganti, DO, FACOS @SPuro88]

Godspeed to the Stryker rep who is wearing our cysto nurse’s monogrammed lead and when she kindly asked for it back he said, “I’m wearing it now, go find your own.”

[Jori Bottorff @jbott1993]

Apparently Hays Kansas got a buy one get 5 free deal on roundabouts. The catch; they all had to be constructed within a quarter mile #roundabout

[Adam Paul Laxalt @AdamLaxalt]

Words not mentioned once in Biden’s inflammatory speech last night:

Gas
Inflation
Border
Crime
Education
Fentanyl
Opioids
Groceries

“Make America Great Again” attacked 13 times.

Biden & @CortezMasto aren’t interested in restoring our country. They’re working to divide it.

[Matt Williamson @CoachWillie]

A little @MWSU_Football OL drill. It all starts in the trenches! You go nowhere without these guys! #MakeItHappen #OLINEISFINE

[Xeriland @Xeriland]

Whoopi Goldberg suggests Jill Biden become Surgeon General of the United States because she's an "amazing doctor." The mindless audience of The View clap like trained seals at the idea.

[Jori Bottorff @jbott1993]

Check out Boomerjustin's video! #TikTok https://t.co/IeyaFY8sUE

[Jori Bottorff @jbott1993]

When respectful disagreement triggers you #TikTok https://t.co/8G2gvutsc1