cheese grease

Lord of the Idiots | he/him

[cheese grease @jbr0nz0]

I’ve never had God root for my favorite team before but I’m very excited to see how this plays out in my favor

[cheese grease @jbr0nz0]

me too

[cheese grease @jbr0nz0]

@AvrgDebilsFan @FitzGSN_ The devils and rangers rivalry is dependent on both teams being relevant at the same time. Same with Pitt, Philly, and DC

Hatred for Boston and the islanders is eternal.

[cheese grease @jbr0nz0]

Jordan Love’s year

[cheese grease @jbr0nz0]

@NickZararis Started watching it the other week and it’s been interesting learning the extent to which basically everybody involved sucks irl

[doomer @uncledoomer]

kanye is like if the craziest guy you know also had once in a civilization taste in aesthetics

[cheese grease @jbr0nz0]

Doubling down on the rangers being good.

[cheese grease @jbr0nz0]

Rangers are gonna be good :’)

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

"I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz, don't mean you ain't a peach."

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

Sorry I missed your call, I was wearing my baggiest 2005 basketball shorts and the phones vibrate setting didn’t even register

[🛸 *•☆•* ᑭEᗷᗷO ☺︎ *•☆•* @pebb0_0]

GOODNIGHT YALL :D❤️

[cheese grease @jbr0nz0]

@shwinnypooh It was worth keeping him

[cheese grease @jbr0nz0]

Sisyphus, except I’m the boulder

[tao te chic @taotechic]

people want you to do well, when you go on a date that person wants it to go well so they can stop dating. when you interview for a job they want it to go well so they can finally hire someone. people want to watch, read, hear and experience good things. we’re rooting for you

[cheese grease @jbr0nz0]

@Oreo double decker Oreo called Oreoreo

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

This is what calypso was feeding Odysseus

[Thomas White @len0killer]

If I was a military commander we would be taking heavy casualties at all times, often for little or no gain. Lots of injuries as well

[Evan Sidery @esidery]

LeBron James will be a resident of New York City while playing for the Sixers, per @WindhorstESPN.

LeBron is officially set to commute daily from NYC to Philadelphia, potentially via helicopter.