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mildly problematic and unserious tweets. not financial advice. 🐬

[J @jbro93_]

ravioli ravioli my life is spiraling out of controli

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

I’m sick to my stomach…

This is going to prevent so many women and people of color from getting cheap groceries.

[J @jbro93_]

@UnderdogNFL technically -1 ring

[J @jbro93_]

@caldotheapache been bro

[J @jbro93_]

big friday night plans

[Richard Ahn @rihntv]

guy who faked-it-until-he-made-it but was starting to get in over his head can’t believe his luck when llms launched

[J @jbro93_]

gayer than butt sex

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Per @SethWickersham: When Bill Belichick and the Patriots divorced in 2024, Sean Payton considered presenting Broncos owner Greg Penner a proposal for the ages: Hire Belichick as head coach until he reached 15 wins, enough to break Don Shula's career record of 347. Payton would temporarily step down to assistant head coach and run the offense, then move back after Belichick became the all-time leader. In the end, it was too complicated -- and maybe too fanciful.

[Swan @AndySwan]

You can say whatever you want but deep down you know that Kamala would have never gotten that red card revoked

[J @jbro93_]

@mattshumer_ My thoughts exactly. Everyone was joking about the permanent underclass, but now it’s actually here.

[J @jbro93_]

me when i’m trying to buy a mac mini before fable 5 comes back

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Corporate greed is Tim Cook, the billionaire Apple CEO, claiming that hiking prices on Apple products by over $200 is "unavoidable" after it made $112 billion in profits last year & spent $310 billion on stock buybacks.

These price hikes aren't unavoidable. They're unacceptable.

[Davis Wade Stadium @DWadeStadium]

@JoshChavis65

[J @jbro93_]

@USMNTvsHaters

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

THIS is how we do SOCCER in AMERICA you kangaroo niggas!!! #RealNigga #FuckKangaroos #USMNT

[J @jbro93_]

give me Fable or give me death

[Brian Bandell @BrianBandell]

Greystar has proposed nearly 900 apartments at the Miami International Mall in Doral. The shuttered Sears would be replace. The final phase would replace the JCPenneys space https://t.co/N17qWHWaU9

[J @jbro93_]

i think it’s time for a burner

[Muscab Issa Mohamud 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱🇹🇼 @realmuscabm]

@realDonaldTrump

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Stopped smoking weed at 23 because it made me anxious. Stopped drinking at 30 because of the hangovers. Nothing left to do but be extremely racist

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

undoing years of personal growth with 2 days in miami

[J @jbro93_]

@2032Mil @ochocinco