JB

[✨✨✨ @retiredhotgirl_]

They rotate every day while I drive.

[Jackie @jaymoraa__]

My toxic trait is that I can’t drink causally. We drinking to get drunk every time 🥴🥴🥴🥴

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I call my friends bitches out of respect

[britt bot @brittbbot]

i do not give a fuck how hot a guy is if i cannot hold a good, sarcastic filled conversation with them

[𝚂 𝚒 𝚎 𝚛 𝚛 𝚊 🥀 @obscureebby]

We 👏🏼 do 👏🏼 not 👏🏼 give 👏🏼 ASHTON 👏🏼 KUTCHER 👏🏼 enough 👏🏼 credit 👏🏼 for 👏🏼 putting 👏🏼 his 👏🏼 career 👏🏼 on 👏🏼 hold 👏🏼 to 👏🏼 try 👏🏼 and 👏🏼 prevent 👏🏼 sex 👏🏼 trafficking

[Denis Holton @DenisHolton]

U don’t hate cats u just cant handle rejection

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

I love wine. I do not love wine the morning after i loved wine.

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

"exercise helps with depression"

me:

[JB @jbrown_]

I hope nobody ever has to have their animal put down. Today was by far one of the most heartbreaking days I have ever experienced.

[JB @jbrown_]

Remember when I thought I was having a shitty week last week? LOL

[JB @jbrown_]

I just want to turn it all off

[BIG SALMON @BigRuSantana]

2020 was like “I know a place” ... and took us to hell.

[Larsa Pimpin @_CBFW]

My toxic trait is that I’m just going to buy myself whatever I want when I want it

[Fire Lefleur @8ottz]

Just arrest the cops my gawd

[brooke not-miller @buhrooke]

This is the first year I’m not going to Fiji because of COVID-19. 🥺

Normally, I do not go because I am poor.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

service industry workers will be like “I know a place” and it’s just the alley behind the restaurant where they go to cry during shift