jess

prosciutto & pro-choice • she/her

[Nancy Coleman @nancylcoleman]

she’s better known for the things that she does on the mattress

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

“I hope you all enjoyed the fireworks! Looking forward to seeing more fire work in Q3”

[jess @jbwh_]

@AdamKlingeman @Hyatt That’s sounds like a horrible experience!!! @MarriottIntl would never!!!!

[ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ @orchidcamp]

hey man, would it kill you to be enchanted by the simple beauty that surrounds you for like five seconds

[jess @jbwh_]

I feel soothed just looking at this

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

mentally i’m here:

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

We grieve for those lost and pray for those wounded in Louisville, the 146th mass shooting in our nation this year.

We need leaders with the courage to act. We can't fall for a false choice between upholding the 2nd Amendment and saving lives. We can do both.

[rom ❤️‍🔥 @romaricharlz13]

that I'm not a princess, this ain't a fairy tale. I'm not the one you'll sweep off her feet, lead her up the stairwell. This ain't Hollywood, this is a small town. I was a dreamer before you went and let me down. Now it's too late for you and your white horse to catch me now

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

As I watched the news of Trump’s indictment spread across the internet while listening to Midnights by Taylor Swift, I couldn’t help but wonder if karma was *my* boyfriend

[jess @jbwh_]

me on repeat to my gen x colleagues:
“Tsa pre check”
“Mobile checkin”
“Apple Pay”
“Mobile room key”
“Boarding pass in apple wallet”
“Open table reservation”

[diana 🪽 @dirtyydian]

realizing i spoke too much & i wasn’t mysterious like i planned

[Nick Hutchins @nicholasrhutch]

I love saying “ty!” for thank you! It’s so cute! This is how I feel when I type it!

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Me rewatching my own Instagram story, admiring the flow and narrative even though I know how it ends

[Karina ★ @karinasworId]

One of my favorite paintings ever The Making of the Perfect Martini by Guy Buffet

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

This is not normal.

[trash jones @jzux]

me when something really bad happens: i am strong, i will get through this

me when i am mildly inconvenienced: when will god kill me with lightning

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Bitches (me) love to chit chat (overshare)

[sara lebow 🫡 @SlebowSays]

nobody asked but i’m so sure the 2023 drink of summer will be a pickle juice martini. it’s the only real direction culture could go.