Jessie

too lit to quit — go vols

[Jessie @jcaff__]

fell on a puddle leaving a bar and hit my head so hard i lost consciousness and ended up in the ER. happy saturday to all!

[Jessie @jcaff__]

i think airports hire actors to be the most irritating and incompetent people to interact with to increase alcohol sales

[Jessie @jcaff__]

happy pride

[Jessie @jcaff__]

my dad had a big day yesterday

[Jessie @jcaff__]

game night <3

[Jessie @jcaff__]

me when i take my trash to the dumpster on weekends when valet doesn’t come

[Jessie @jcaff__]

@leggolaura i have big feelings!!

[Laura 🩷 @leggolaura]

This is actually just from @jcaff__ screaming

[Jessie @jcaff__]

tbh makes barack cooler if true

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

A man who claims he had sex with Barack Obama in 1999 tells his story.

Wednesday. 6pm ET.

[Jessie @jcaff__]

today i learned the difficult lesson that penis and comb sound very similar in spanish. how did i learn this? by repeatedly trying to get my aphasic stroke patient to repeat after me to say ~~comb~ in front of his family and other staff members

[Jessie @jcaff__]

the fact that someone designed a PT cruiser and people ran with it is wild to me

[Jessie @jcaff__]

@DaltonTuell i’m speechless

[Jessie @jcaff__]

i can’t stop thinking about the man who dresses as a very realistic collie

[Jessie @jcaff__]

@DaltonTuell tysm

[Jessie @jcaff__]

@CodyRulezz4Sho why

[Jessie @jcaff__]

my new fav product photo

[B @tweetsbybails]

not now baby, mommy’s bullying her former pastor on facebook

[Jessie @jcaff__]

making this my background

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

🤣🤣

[Jessie @jcaff__]

i played pickleball once and now i have a new personality

[Jessie @jcaff__]

now that i’ve bought paddles from amazon