Laura 🩷

fool me once, shame on me; fool me twice, fiddle-dee-dee 😌

[Laura 🩷 @leggolaura]

could really go for a mcdonald’s sprite or an electromagnetic shock rn

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

Never underestimate the power of large groups of stupid people.

He was the worst POTUS in history.
Impeached twice.
Convicted felon.
Tried to stage a coup.
Sold state secrets.

But hey …at least he isn’t an intelligent Black woman.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

when everybody sees you waIk in and they say “oh thank god you’re here"

[𝓝𝓲𝓴𝓴𝓲 𝓑𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝓼 @NikkiBarnes]

That laugh is DIABOLICAL!!! 😭😭😭

[David Ruff @dcarterruff]

Oh man there’s a pledge class out there that’s in big trouble

[Laura 🩷 @leggolaura]

Nah whose house was this hanging in fr

[Laura 🩷 @leggolaura]

Hard to fathom that ppl have modeling careers on an app where I once posted this

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

me after hearing the new hire was born in 2003

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[Jeff @jeff13145]

Sorry I missed your text, I’ve been busy pushing everyone close to me away and binge watching horrible tv and thinking about how none of this matters. Let’s get lunch soon

[jynx @jynxbby]

i never change my voice around my boyfriend, he knows we talk man to man

[Katie Rich @katiemaryrich]

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

[Laura 🩷 @leggolaura]

Are you a social cue? because I’m going to ignore you

[Tennessee Athletics @Vol_Sports]

A truly moving performance, inspired by the unyielding spirit of the Olympic Games

[Natalie @jbfan911]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to take PTO

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

I'll just say it: Donald Trump and JD Vance are creepy and, yes, weird.

We are not going back.