Jake Carpenter

.NET / React Native Engineer. He/him.

[Jake Carpenter @jcarpenterdev]

When someone tells you that they’re a Nazi, believe them.

[Jake Carpenter @jcarpenterdev]

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[Jake Carpenter @jcarpenterdev]

I can’t understand the absence of critical thinking skills it takes to believe @elonmusk “runs” or “built” EV/space companies after witnessing the most pathetic decision making we will see in our lifetime.

He pays smart people. They succeeded in spite of him. Go to hell, Elmo.

[Jake Carpenter @jcarpenterdev]

@willsmith Maybe we can convince all the boot lickers to volunteer for the first shuttle.

[Jake Carpenter @jcarpenterdev]

@Kobe_TRAINWRECK Boot lickers that clearly haven’t graduated high school. 🙄

You don’t know a damn thing about software engineering, yet you think you can claim who really is one. Just like Elmo.

[Jake Carpenter @jcarpenterdev]

@EricFrohnhoefer Sorry all the idiots in your comments think “free speech” only applies to them. Thank you for everything you did.

[Jake Carpenter @jcarpenterdev]

Elmo bros right now:

You don’t even need 2 factor auth. It’s way more efficient without it. He’s making it better.

[Jake Carpenter @jcarpenterdev]

@EngineeringEspy Ooof. The ignorance.

[Jake Carpenter @jcarpenterdev]

@Nick_Craver I’m starting to think it’s a great idea to do that.

[Jake Carpenter @jcarpenterdev]

@SwizzleSister @GrogsGamut Good point, and we know there’s a reason an egotistical man-child insists on doing it this way. He’ll blame the “radicals” all the way to the bottom.

[Jake Carpenter @jcarpenterdev]

@elonmusk @langdon @EricFrohnhoefer @pokemoniku Congratulations on being an even more fragile bitch than Donald Trump.

[Jake Carpenter @jcarpenterdev]

@jbogard Or Tesla stock. And apparently that’s a huge PITA if you want to stick with ETFs.

[Jake Carpenter @jcarpenterdev]

@jeremydmiller Seems perfectly fine considering .NET 5 went EOL like 6 months ago. I’ve done enough of those Startup migrations to know they’re not terribly painful.

With a major version release, I wouldn’t blame any maintainer for doing that.

[Jake Carpenter @jcarpenterdev]

@firstdrafthell I feel your pain. I’m responsible for 3 Mac-minis (CI/CD) that sit in the office because ops doesn’t want to deal with them. But every time they reboot I have to call someone to log in and get them online 😭

[Jake Carpenter @jcarpenterdev]

@elonmusk @EricFrohnhoefer Literally every software engineer rn:

@elonmusk has no idea what he’s talking about

He’s worse than the shitty PM that tries to spit out every tech buzzword when making excuses after being asked for a new feature 😂

[Jake Carpenter @jcarpenterdev]

@BlockFi you and your CC issuing back can fuck off. There is NO reason to suspend credit cards right now. They have nothing to do with crypto.

[Jake Carpenter @jcarpenterdev]

@elonmusk So you can’t read, and you lie just to try to pretend you have any idea what’s going on. Wow I’m shocked Twitter is a complete shitshow now.

Can you just give freedom of speech to Fox News and destroy something that actually deserves it for once?

[Jake Carpenter @jcarpenterdev]

@jamonholmgren The PR is the problem here, not commits.

Love the sanity of trunk-based.

[Jake Carpenter @jcarpenterdev]

@ZoeSchiffer Comedy is now illegal on Twitter