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ESDRM - Treino Desportivo 🎓

[Pedro Pereira @pedralexpereira]

Portugal created a touch free non stop toll system back in 1995

[Gonçalo Levy Cordeiro @glevycordeiro]

Eu a ouvir o selecionador de Portugal mandar um clássico “O que interessa é participar!” como se estivesse a liderar a equipa do 2.°B no interturmas da EB 2,3 de Castanheiros de Caneças

[Hüseyin Karakurt @vekilkarakurt]

80 yıl boyunca her yıl 120 gün ve günde 24 saat 12.000 btu bir klimayı çalıştırırsanız ömrünüz boyunca doğaya yaptığınız co2 salınımı 100 ton olacaktır.

bir süperyat haftada 109 ton
bir özel jet yılda 810 ton
co2 salınımı yapar.

yani ömrünüz boyunca yazları terleyerek geçirirken bir milyardar sadece bir haftada sizin ömrünüz boyunca kaçındığınız zararı doğaya verebiliyor.

[Gabro Macedo. @sup0st0maced0]

É a mesma regra há 100 anos e vocês não entenderam. Depois reclamam das pessoas que só assistem Copa e, supostamente, falam besteira.

[Rilwan @Real1_balogun]

It's high time man.

The respect is stamped. The records won't go. But the more jobs he takes, the more it shows he’s struggling with the current generation of footballers.

You can’t apply 90s and early 2000s methods in 2026 and expect the same results, especially in how he relates with his players.

[Mak @mak_aura]

Because pedophiles are in power.

[El Jefe @ChaseEnCashe]

This lawsuit is gonna have dawg making the same kind of money that Manny Machado makes

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

greet his children after having killed other people’s children

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

Trees. Trees. Trees. They matter. Plant them. Protect them.

[Thoka🧑🏿‍🚀 @thoka_2]

Shit, everybody €100Ms these days wtf

[MFFL @Mavs_FFL]

Bro didn’t even get picked, that’s brutal

[joão. @realbabyThor]

A pausa para hidratação numa segunda feira de dezembro em Arouca parece-me absolutamente essencial.

[galleotii @galleotii]

se o PewDiePie quisesse, ele poderia ter a vida do Dan Bilzerian em uma semana, pois encher a casa de puta e droga é muito fácil

já o Dan, mesmo que ele queira muito, nunca vai ter a vida do Pewdiepie

[Zara @zaracraves]

- 84k a year just to hold a camera
- free travel
- rent covered
- food covered

Imagine being so out of touch. This is a GREAT deal.

[Lion (Flip you like…) 🇧🇷🇸🇳🇨🇮🇫🇷🇯🇵 @Champ_Lion]

How pro athletes look at you when you tell them that if they don't buy 6 super cars, 10k square foot houses in multiple cities and have multiple kids with women they don't care about they can be rich for eternity

[Tyler @tylerfoster49]

Truly terrifying how hostile the media become toward you, the second you express solidarity with Palestine.

[THE SNEAK DISS SNEAKER PODCAST @the_sneakdiss]

I’m tired of athletes talking about why athletes really aren’t as rich as we think.

You touched $7 million and bought your parents a $3 million dollar house? You’re dumb.

[Martinalgui @MartinoliCuri]

*yo reciclando una botella para cuidar el planeta*

El hijo de perra de Infantino durante el mundial:

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

they act like they have to buy mansions and chains, like it’s in their contract

[Diogo @DiogoGTB]

Portugal (salário mínimo 920 euros vs Alemanha (salário mínimo 2343 euros)