Jimmy Crackcorn

BMX, Vdub, banjo

[ROUGH @roughrexx]

This is definitely going to live rent-free in her head

[Jimmy Crackcorn @jcc79]

https://t.co/it7n8NFQuF

[Dane @UltraDane]

If you run someone over with a garbage truck (and they're writhing in pain), what's the first thing you should do?

If you said "get out your phone for a video" — you'd be correct.

[Dane @UltraDane]

🇨🇭 „Die Schweiz ist das beste Land der Welt“ was overheard coming from the two Swiss Nationals, not putting up with any of the aggressive Muslim foreigner's shit. His violent behavior doesn't fit with Swiss traditions, and he found out.

[Jimmy Crackcorn @jcc79]

@UltraDane Why did they stop? Make an example of the invader! Strike 1st, strike hard. NO MERCY SIR!

[Jimmy Crackcorn @jcc79]

@UltraDane Natural selection

[Dane @UltraDane]

🇨🇦 Meanwhile in Satanada 😤

[Jimmy Crackcorn @jcc79]

@UltraDane Child abuse

[Dane @UltraDane]

80% of all Child Sexual Assault criminals in Great Britain are males of Muslim heritage.

The thing speaks for itself.

[Dane @UltraDane]

In 2022, the Washington quarter made a radical change. George Washington turned his back to Jesus Christ, showing disrespect and subtly cheapening Christianity, not only in America, but globally.

Then Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen made that happen.

[Dane @UltraDane]

He's about 8 years old and he's already threatening to kill the police while being booked — his 'mother' had him steal a bottle of 'Hennessey Cognac' and he got caught.

It's heartbreaking because he's still a literal child, who should be playing, learning, and being protected, not navigating police stations with adult-level consequences, talking like an animal. It took a full 8 years to get him like that.

He's finished.

[Jimmy Crackcorn @jcc79]

@maravalea I see you so much on here and i just want to say that i think you are beautiful. Not with the scar and not without it. Its a match made perfect. Its the wabby sabby, i think. Anyway, you're super beautiful.

[Jimmy Crackcorn @jcc79]

@Matt_Pinner Th on eighth

[Dane @UltraDane]

Geological sources describe New River (West Virginia, USA) as one of the five oldest rivers geologically, with ages estimated around 275–325 million years old.

The Finke River in Australia is widely regarded as the oldest river, estimated 350–400 million years old, possibly followed by the Meuse River in Europe around 320–340 million years old.

[Ann Vandersteel™️ @annvandersteel]

OK I'll be the one to say it: No one is holding Nancy Guthrie for ransom.

If they were, her daughter’s $40 million net worth would have produced a seven-figure demand by now, and the woman would be home safe, case closed.

Instead, we’re fed a slow drip of non-facts, non-evidence, and carefully curated ambiguity designed to keep the spotlight locked in place.

I was born at night, but it wasn’t last night.

The sad, infuriating truth is that what we call “the news” has become a reality-control device.

Nancy Guthrie vanishes, and suddenly—poof:

No more ICE protests clogging the airwaves.

No discussion of the SAVE Act.

No scrutiny of border numbers or cartel pipelines.

No follow-up on the thousands of unaccompanied minors still missing from HHS custody.

One carefully amplified disappearance, and the entire national conversation pivots on command.

The MEDIA MACHINE selects which crisis gets oxygen - and which ones suffocate in silence.

And we’re left watching the approved story while the real ones bleed out off-screen.

Just thought you should know.

[Jimmy Crackcorn @jcc79]

@clerpatriot Looks like Bill to me!

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: Terrifying sight as NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani calls on America to look to ISLAM and the "Prophet Muhammad" to support a pro-mass migration stance

"Islam is built on migration."

ABSOLUTELY NOT!

We need to repel Islam from America!

[Jimmy Crackcorn @jcc79]

@thekcooksreels Gotta learn that FARGO SHUFFLE!

[Jimmy Crackcorn @jcc79]

@LinderNinn47343 Ew...brother eeewwwwwwww.

[Dane @UltraDane]

Biting the battery inside your phone is just a really bad idea.