jc dawson

[jc dawson @jcdawson15]

It would be pretty cool if all this bad publicity on the railways resulted in high speed passenger trains for Americans

[jc dawson @jcdawson15]

how to sound like a nerd tutorial

[Brooklin Nash @realBrookNash]

"utilize" 👉 "use"
"however" 👉 "but"
"in order to" 👉 "to"
"in the event that" 👉 "if"
"has the ability to" 👉 "can"
"due to the fact that" 👉 "because"

[jc dawson @jcdawson15]

I don’t have Instagram

[jc dawson @jcdawson15]

Just put a rang on that thang

[jc dawson @jcdawson15]

The worst part about growing up is your group messages that started in highschool start to look like this

[jc dawson @jcdawson15]

@zacheard17 But you made three frown

[jc dawson @jcdawson15]

@Baylielynn3 “It was on sale”

[jc dawson @jcdawson15]

@Baylielynn3 Canes sauce aphrodisiac?

[jc dawson @jcdawson15]

Thanksgiving was really rough this year after convincing both my uncles to invest their life savings into bitcoin when it was at 40,000

[jc dawson @jcdawson15]

@Thetenorplayer Big nightcore guy?

[jc dawson @jcdawson15]

@Sailing_LaVaga Pay the toll?

[jc dawson @jcdawson15]

I don’t think I’ve ever really enjoyed a movie that has the rock in it

[jc dawson @jcdawson15]

@zacheard17 I don’t think anyone has kids on purpose we’re all just accidents man

[jc dawson @jcdawson15]

@zacheard17 Gotta even them out

[jc dawson @jcdawson15]

@matthewtraverr Anything above a Honda Accord is tacky

[jc dawson @jcdawson15]

I’m not the kind of guy you want to share a charcuterie board with. I’ll eat it too fast

[jc dawson @jcdawson15]

My girlfriend not being able to finish her steak and loaded baked potato 🤝me wanting a little more steak and loaded baked potato after finishing mine

[jc dawson @jcdawson15]

I miss canes so much

[jc dawson @jcdawson15]

Elves are so cringe