actually I am a cactus doctor

prodigal sons returned to where the dogs play pool // music as Arcave // contributer at @twitter

[actually I am a cactus doctor @jcdpb]

My album is out now, I put a lot of myself into it so I would be very grateful if you gave it a listen. And also if you like that kind of spacey #shoegaze sound then maybe you'll just actually like it :)
https://t.co/rb3eImT0sK

[actually I am a cactus doctor @jcdpb]

thank you mr president for hearing the call of the common people: "beef is too cheap, we need to pay more for beef"

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The New World Screwworm, a grave parasitic threat, has just been detected in US cattle for the first time since it was eradicated in 1966.

The parasite's revival comes after Trump and DOGE slashed funding for Screwworm monitoring programs.

[actually I am a cactus doctor @jcdpb]

@zach_barnett @ShehanJeyarajah appears to be technically possible but very difficult (not my draft)

[actually I am a cactus doctor @jcdpb]

to be clear this would make me more likely to vote for him

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

this piece is so stupid. James Talarico went to UT. Why would he insult Arch Manning?

[actually I am a cactus doctor @jcdpb]

@IMterriblyvexed @animorphingtime "I know what an effective insurgency looks like, because I was constantly a victim of it" ok man lol

[actually I am a cactus doctor @jcdpb]

@RTB_II "he only has a job because of donors" -guy who just discovered the business model of college football

[Shehan Jeyarajah @ShehanJeyarajah]

If I speak I am in big trouble

[actually I am a cactus doctor @jcdpb]

👇this user has never been to the state fair

[Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius]

He is holding that rib with a FREAKING NAPKIN.

They just don't get it.

Lord do they try, but they just never got it.

[moi rai games | Aethermancer | Monster Sanctuary @moi_rai_]

It is time for the Alchemical Awakening!

The biggest Aethermancer update yet introduces a new biome, 9 NEW MONSTERS and even more!

Coming to Steam on June 25

[actually I am a cactus doctor @jcdpb]

have been playing final fantasy tactics this week and I am absolutely obsessed with the geomancer outfits. For the lady, a practical and stylish hoodie. For the male, the sluttiest crop top they could find.

[el barbudo 🇨🇺 @danker_hank]

Empty nesters should sit on four bedroom homes indefinitely while young couples with kids should be confined to two bedroom apartments.

[actually I am a cactus doctor @jcdpb]

if I was coaching Talarico, you would hear the phrase "Ken Paxton, who gave a serial child rapist 1 day in prison" no fewer than 200 times during any debates they have

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

BREAKING: Adam Hoffman has been released from jail for "good behavior."

Hoffman is the 49-year-old Waco, TX attorney who faced life without parole for repeatedly raping a young boy, until Texas AG Ken Paxton offered him 1 day in jail and no need to register as a sex offender. A judge increased his sentence to a whopping 60 days. He got out in 30 days.

This is MAGA's vision for the USA. Full story: https://t.co/cU1WnZKAfr

[moi rai games | Aethermancer | Monster Sanctuary @moi_rai_]

Soon... they will be awakened…

Find out more tomorrow

[actually I am a cactus doctor @jcdpb]

funny how we're constantly hearing that the left is out of touch with regular people, meanwhile the right wing opinion apparatus is like "as a man of the hoi polloi, the gustatory decadence of the upper crust could be exculpated by the quotidian allure of the humble peut blanc"

[Tyler Austin Harper @Tyler_A_Harper]

In which I make the case that Miller Lite is the anecdote to the decadence of a professional class that constantly chases novel gustatory experiences and has come to confuse this empty, hedonistic quest with being cultured.

https://t.co/Q3cFfTQxvD

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

One of the sleazier media tropes is when the US menaces a much smaller country that’s done nothing to the US and it’s framed as “heightened tensions” between the two countries. Cuba is being unilaterally starved and threatened by the US. That’s not “tensions,” it’s US aggression.

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

Weird how AIPAC keeps spending money they don’t need to spend. Pro-Israel groups spent $16 million to make this **the most expensive primary in American history** but Tapper assures us all that spending was a non sequitur and it all boiled down to Trump’s endorsement. Ok!

[theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️▲ @theoluminati]

bunch of R politicians beating their chests & talking like Sephiroth because one of their own lost a primary is so funny man

[tom collins 🏴 @inalonelyplace_]

because sports are communal, not transactional, you dolt

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

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[actually I am a cactus doctor @jcdpb]

they just love child sex abusers so much

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump has endorsed Ken Paxton for US Senate in Texas.

Paxton was impeached by his own party for bribery and corruption, said the Uvalde school shooting was God’s plan, and gave a child sex abuser only a 60-day jail sentence.