Wollem

I’m just a small town otter trying to make it. Gigantic Nerd alert 🚨 Animal Lover

[Cats That Make You Go Awww @CuteAdorableCat]

When my wife asks me why I need night vision goggles I send her this:

[Wollem @jcely1]

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[Wollem @jcely1]

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[Otter Braun @otteritarian]

Goob mornings, this is your Fried Feesh Friday alarm. I'm hungry.

[Recruits CFB @recruits_cfb]

BREAKING: Clemson portal LB commit Luke Ferreli has enrolled at Ole Miss. Ferreli, the 2025 ACC Defensive Rookie of the Year, signed with Clemson and enrolled in classes over a week ago. He has been attending classes, team meetings, and workouts over this period.

Ferreli, who was set to make 800k from Clemson, was originally offered 7 figures from Pete Golding personally on the final day of the portal. He laughed at this offer and reported the tampering to Clemson, sending them proof of the texts.

After being confronted personally by Clemson, Rebels HC Pete Golding doubled the offer to $2m+. Clemson still thought they were in good standing with Ferreli based on what he’d told them, until they could not get in touch with him.

Expect lawsuits from Clemson against Ferreli and Ole Miss to follow, along with athletic directors attempting to put an end to the craziness that these schools have to deal with now.

Thoughts? #NukeCFB

[Masters of the Universe @mastersmovie]

Discover your true power. Watch the Teaser Trailer for Masters Of The Universe now, and see the movie only in theaters June 5.

[✞Righteous Rebellion𓅪 @OneManCircus87]

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?
I’m glad you asked. Buckle up.

12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly.

12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history.

12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act.
That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours.

12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.”

12:58 p.m. — Impact.
You sit, and the gates of hell open.
The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system.
You ask yourself, Is that blood?
No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism.

1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet.

8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn.
Your butthole? A war veteran.
Your spirit? In recovery.
You’ll never be the same, but you will survive.

Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity.

You’ve earned it.

Feeling thankful. 💩🙏

[Jason Cohen 🇺🇸 @JasonJournoDC]

🚨NEW: Bill Maher *PRAISES* right's willingness to engage in dialogue after Charlie Kirk Assassination🚨

"Charlie Kirk was a guy who was always talking — and I talked to him here. The right-wingers — say what you want about them — but they talk to you."

"The left really has much more of a 'I don't talk to you, I don't want to deal with you, you're deplorable, I can't break bread with you' attitude. All the right-wingers — they don't have that attitude."

"Charlie Kirk and I certainly don't agree on much politically — but he sat here, he's a human being, he's not a monster!"

"I liked him! I like them all! They're all nice people when you meet them in person. And nobody's as crazy as they make them out to be."

@DailyCaller

[Ozzy Osbourne @OzzyOsbourne]

It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love.

We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time.

Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis

[TopShagger @Plentyshit]

Rasta wizard 🧙🪄💨

[Grumpy Cat @RealGrumpyCat]

Have a Grumpy Cat Day 2/22 😾

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

bro called an Uber and brought along a snack

[MandatoryFunDay @Mandatoryfunday]

Please @elonmusk do not eliminate the very important online training we do in the military every year.

[ESPN @espn]

CLEMSON TAKES DOWN NO. 2 DUKE 😤

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

SLAM DUNK HOLE IN ONE AT THE 16TH AND BEERS ARE FLYING ONTO THE COURSE AT THE PEOPLE’S OPEN @ForePlayPod

[CaliRN619 🚑🩺🚑 @CaliRN619]

How Elon walks in to save America.