pre-DILF

Treat yourself before you yeet yourself || Content be imminently perilous to life

[pre-DILF @jchanpion69]

I've finally unlearned toxic masculinity, I'm no longer masculine. I'm all toxic

[Tweets Of Hamster @TweetsOfHamster]

Who wants to ride the rat train?🚄

[Davi @Ddaavvii_21]

"six likes isn't a lot" imagine 6 sevens

[Undead Media VHS @undeadmedia_]

My friend said its "Gay 9/11" in a group chat to which my other friend responded with this image.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

ex-wife took the fucking pronouns in the divorce. Can’t even refer to anymore. Is fucking bullshit. Literally can go fuck self

[cav empty @cavempty_]

michael dolences

[َ @4NGELWING]

i’m pregnant with laughter and you’re the father bro

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

kitten or muffin

[mick @mickidiot]

Take me down to Penis City where the grass is penis and the girls are penis

[Ada is a girl💗 @faveda12]

me and that one girl who doesn’t care how weird i am

[mr wife @wrinklefreelee]

whose pussy is this? did someone drop their pussy? anyone here lose a pussy?

[FREAKBAiT @theFREAKBAiT]

watching porn and shaking my head at all the sex parts so everyone at this restaurant knows I'm a good guy

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

Just shut down the whole karaoke bar with my version of the Skyrizi song. People with moderate to severe plaque psoriasis were coming up to me with tears in their eyes wanting to shake my hand. The bartender added me on insta and let me hit her Skyrizi pen.

[⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 @autisticslut8]

can i Come over n do this On ur bed