Chris Smith

You know, it's a lot of pressure to write an original bio.

[Chris Smith @jchrissmith]

@Cuyoya Thanks for the info!

[Chris Smith @jchrissmith]

@Cuyoya I want to create a 2D animated avatar that is driven by an AI generated voice. Similar to JackGPT. Do you have any pointers?

[Chris Smith @jchrissmith]

@John_Schock Good job

[Chris Smith @jchrissmith]

Merry Christmas to the @HSVUtilities employees who are (hopefully) restoring our power today!

[Chris Smith @jchrissmith]

.@donttrythis Welcome aboard!

[tmbotg @tmbotg]

We die alone
We die afraid
We live in terror
Naked and alone
We die

[Kyle Whitmire @WarOnDumb]

Five Stages of Climate Change Denial

1. Climate change is fake.

2. Climate change is real but not manmade.

3. Climate change is manmade but too expensive to stop.

4. Climate change could have been stopped but now it's too late.

5. Mo Brooks: It's rocks falling in the water.

[They Might Be Giants @tmbg]

Retweets show COMMITMENT.

[Chris Smith @jchrissmith]

@WarOnDumb Um obviously the hecklers were paid by George Soros

[Chris Smith @jchrissmith]

#Fallout4 @tmbg

[Tuxedo Mask @TheLoveBel0w]

When you're a "Men's Rights Activist" and you finally get your "rights":

[tmbotg @tmbotg]

Caring is carting bad ideas to the dump
And taking my time, taking my time
Hey, this microphone was turned on all along

[Chris Smith @jchrissmith]

Look, @futurepaul. Your article yesterday on the Pi 3 B+ had an amazon link to the ORIGINAL Pi B+. You have inflated the price of the original B+ to $43.99 on Amazon. I hold you solely responsible for this.

[They Might Be Giants @tmbg]

Thank you Voodoo Doughnuts Portland OR!

[tmbotg @tmbotg]

Where's my hovercraft?
Where's my jet pack?
Where's the font of acquired wisdom that eludes me now?

[Chris Smith @jchrissmith]

Waiting for someone to tell me how more guns could have prevented this one...
https://t.co/WAlQdCRcKP

[rebekah @rebekah_e_s]

Nice free market you got there https://t.co/m8BmKD8Uwd

[They Might Be Giants @tmbg]

If you enjoy time travel, 8 bit animation and 4 on the floor electronic kick drums, you will enjoy this latest TMBG video from David "@davidhcowles" Cowles and Jeremy "@JeremyGalante" Galante https://t.co/ar7Z6I89ZE

[scary jerry @AwkwardHandle]

Before we train teachers to be good at split-second lethal decisions, can we train the police to be good at it and work our way back?

[PatriotHole @PatriotHole]

This pill is for REAL MEN only!