John Carpenter

New Englander, Husband, Father, Craft beer enthusiast, and yes, that John Carpenter. Not the movie director- the other one..

[John Carpenter @jcinhct]

@CGasparino @capitolwatch @Sen_JoeManchin @JoeBiden @NoLabelsOrg “Move to the center”- to people in Darien??? What does that even mean- besides a tax cut for millionaires?

[John Carpenter @jcinhct]

TTFN!

Finally got my ****sky invite code- same handle if anyone cares…

[John Carpenter @jcinhct]

@joshtpm Guarantee lots of Brexit yes voters think a curry is an authentic British dish

[John Carpenter @jcinhct]

@DoktorZoom Except that only Gen xers know what Skeltor sounds like

[John Carpenter @jcinhct]

@DrillerKillrEsq @__AstroDude @historyinmemes Too much Nickelodeon, not enough 18th Century Lierature

[John Carpenter @jcinhct]

@DrillerKillrEsq @__AstroDude @historyinmemes It happened again?😱

[John Carpenter @jcinhct]

@StevenTDennis So….. he’ll vote for Jeffries then????

[John Carpenter @jcinhct]

@joshtpm A passel of Felony indictments is a helluva drug….

[John Carpenter @jcinhct]

@joshtpm Might as well do eenie-meenie-miney-moe at this point. Right emotional maturity level for it.

[John Carpenter @jcinhct]

@joshtpm Her earlier zeal for changing the state’s FOIA law makes sooooo much sense now

[John Carpenter @jcinhct]

@joshtpm Remember the good old days when you could follow the news about atrocities and not have to worry about probable manipulation of passions from minute to minute.? William Randolph Hearst at least had to wait a day.

[John Carpenter @jcinhct]

You are a damn tease, Spelling Bee

[John Carpenter @jcinhct]

Time for America to finally have a parliamentary system of government

[John Carpenter @jcinhct]

@DanG4ble @KevinMKruse Who put all this together for him and why haven’t they signed a book deal yet? Or have they?……

[John Carpenter @jcinhct]

@eric_knowles @KevinMKruse Andrew Bird would be proud

[John Carpenter @jcinhct]

@SIfill_ @DoktorZoom All that’s needed now is a Menedez/Brooks mashup tweet

[John Carpenter @jcinhct]

@joshtpm Could his ambition be his dignity wraith?

[John Carpenter @jcinhct]

@joshtpm Would have appreciated a regionally appropriate “jabroni”, but I guess he’s not from Philly. …

[John Carpenter @jcinhct]

@oneunderscore__ @KevinMKruse Blame The Simpson’s episode where Lisa (!) dotes on him and calls him “the man who will save the world”

[John Carpenter @jcinhct]

@joshtpm Did they light up the Luntzsignal yet?