Jenny Lewin

Ex-Guacamole Girl

[Variety @Variety]

#ThePitt star Noah Wyle: “I find it infuriating that we still can’t come to a consensus that masks cut down on transmission of disease. I find it infuriating that we still won’t acknowledge that vaccines are an important way of eradicating disease. I find it all infuriating that we are where we are right now. So I wanted to make a show that brings back into sharp focus what an objective medical fact is.” https://t.co/8aQYAeMqJZ

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

When our kids are watching Arrested Development we're going to have to explain that $10 was a comically high price for a banana.

[AB @AlannaBennett]

The person who said Grey's Anatomy will outlive our democracy was really onto something

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

get me to god’s country

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

Crazy right?

[adam 🇺🇸 @personofswag]

what do you mean you have $11k in "doordash debt"

[bri @bribrisimps]

i fundamentally, truly, and wholly, do not understand how we come back from this.

[g a b y @gabydvj]

affirmations: i will not check my roth. i will not check my 401k. there will be money left in the social security fund when i retire. i will make it to 65. the united states of america will still exist when i'm 65. amen.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Can any conservative tell me why it's good to have sewage in the water

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

i personally love pasteurization and vaccines. i love modern medicine. i love the world that allowed my mom to have children that all lived to adulthood. i love how we eradicated polio and measles and fucking hpv

[David Herrmann @herrmanndigital]

I'm still in disbelief Fox allowed Ye to run a commercial during the biggest game to his Shopify site selling a Nazi swastika t-shirt.

I'm still in disbelief Shopify hasn't taken it down yet.

I'm still in disbelief there is a Meta pixel attached.

I'm still in disbelief that we can't understand the difference between hate speech and freedom of speech.

We as a world united to destroy the Nazis in 1945 and yet Kanye West is using this as some performance BS in 2025.

It's not right and I'm extremely disappointed in @Shopify for not de-platforming this nonsense.

[Pat Just Pat 🍉 @PatTheSocialist]

Agree with every word. Not a single Democrat lays it out this clearly.

[emily may @emilykmay]

can yall imagine if kamala was president and she was allowing bill gates to casually dismantle our government and then he took over the payment systems in the treasury.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“It was an accident!! He’s autistic!!”

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

What if he did a heil hitler because he has anxiety

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If you’re upset about Michelle Obama’s decision not to attend Donald Trump’s inauguration, wait until I tell you about the time Donald Trump refused to accept the results of the election he lost, plotted a coup & incited an insurrection before deciding not to attend Joe Biden’s.

[himpath (francis etc) @gorgeousbrains]

sorry i looked at your instagram story 11 seconds after you posted it but you have to understand i haven’t put my phone down in 6 years

[MENSA @JMxnsa]

The president elects son doing coke right next to him on candid camera 😭😭😭 we are living in a simulation

[Rep. Casey Weinstein 🇺🇸 @RepWeinstein]

“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.