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@PardonMyMeme Guys on chicks several years ago. Girl talked about squatting over a newspaper and sneezing after sex so she doesn't get pregnant. I had to leave my desk at work I was laughing so hard.

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@HBO @StreamOnMax your app isn't working on Christmas day. We shouldn't be paying for a service that doesn't work.

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@bluegreen8907 @PardonMyTake

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@druski

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@nickysmokess Please see Exhibit A for reference: Dan's Cafe in Adam's Morgan, Washington DC

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@PardonMyTake

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@CPowers14 @BarstoolBigCat This isn't the neurosurgeon. This is the guy who runs the hospital that the neurosurgeon works at.

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@SepzenoOfficial

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@John_Fanta

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@JakeMarsh18 @WMPhoenixOpen Different holes, different positions

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@MattPiperJenks @NjTank99 @RealMikeyBets @FrankTheTankHQ @VivaLaStool Plot twist: frank is the most athletic person at barstool

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@Alphafox78

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@SportsBallFan23 @JackKennedy Yes he did

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@PardonMyMeme

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@PhysInHistory Singularities

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@vidsthatgohard

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@bouncenc

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@PardonMyTake

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@PardonMyTake How. HOW was this not picked.