Jon Chestnut

Scottish, but with an English accent.

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@scottiebateman @AviationParody Quietly packs a roll of gaffa tape in my topper. 👀

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@_MambaForever_ I bought a ps5 disc edition, I’ve owned it for 4 years. I’ve never put a single disc into my ps5.

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@mrpyo1 Not accurate. Liability set at Unlimited. The £100 liability is for unused PS credit.

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@StansaidAirport

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@kirillk_web3 @dragonjones would be asking Musk to justify this valuation in a tense Dragons Den Standoff.

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@scottiebateman @fly276 Contentious 😂

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@GlobeSentinels I live nearby. I’ve heard rumblings all day.

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@osemagnum When the hair arrived.

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@TheAlphaThought My rule is, I don’t tip if I order stood up. My second rule is not to move a decimal over and multiply by 4.

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@donmcgowan Because of my home charging deal £20/m on octopus. I’ll now pay more in tax than my entire annual fuel bill. I spent £40k on the car and pay £380 for the payment. I’d be better buying a £20k diesel, which is exactly what I’ll do next.

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@World_At_War_6 Venezuela doesn’t have nukes. It’s still fucked but the fancy video you put together is inaccurate. @grok clarify?

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@melodic_willy @ProfBrianCox If aliens arrive here. It won’t be them invading us, it’ll be quite the opposite. We are aggressive species. Essentially primitive apes with nuclear weapons. If this comet has got intelligent life onboard. They will likely see us and get the fuck outta town.

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@planesanity @grok is this accurate

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@elonmusk Can you open this up globally. I travel lots. Want to use it !!

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@KayBurley If you like Sushi. Head to Sushi Yajima omakase. You’ll need to book. Chef will drink Sake with you and you’ll have fun. Then head over to Golden Gai, hundreds of teeny bars. It’s awesome! Love Japan. 🇯🇵 enjoy!

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@anon_opin I have a garden full of False Widows. They can fuck off and then fuck off again.

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@DiscussingFilm I liked it.

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This is one of the saddest photos ever taken

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@Turbinetraveler The ditching procedure on a B737 is wild. Land on water. Keep everyone seated. Get the 3 life rafts out roof stowage. Take 1 to fwd doors. Open the door. Inflate. The other 2 out the over wing exits. Inflate. Crew return to their doors and start evacuating. While in the Atlantic.

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@joeroganhq Ricky gervais