Joseph Cobhams 🇳🇬

Ajuya's Husband

[Joseph Cobhams 🇳🇬 @jcobhams]

Rooting for Ghana 🇬🇭 in this World Cup

[Joseph Cobhams 🇳🇬 @jcobhams]

@CloudflareDev please for the love of whatever you hold dear, give me Fargate style containers.

[Joseph Cobhams 🇳🇬 @jcobhams]

@Babajiide Happy Father’s Day chief!

[Joseph Cobhams 🇳🇬 @jcobhams]

@ImadeIyamu I’m not pro Canadian exit tax but the US taxes worldwide income even if you reside somewhere else.

Canada’s based on residency, so no continued taxes after you leave

[Joseph Cobhams 🇳🇬 @jcobhams]

@vkpdeveloper @heyraj__ Is stripe a joke to you?

[Joseph Cobhams 🇳🇬 @jcobhams]

@twisted_myk @lanreadelowo You just catch stray lol

[Joseph Cobhams 🇳🇬 @jcobhams]

@segun_os_ Na engagement

[Joseph Cobhams 🇳🇬 @jcobhams]

Back to Opus4.8 like a knuckle dragging caveman I guess

[Joseph Cobhams 🇳🇬 @jcobhams]

Anyone see the striking resemblance between Ossoff and Fitz.

Who’s going to be the Cyrus he needs?

[Joseph Cobhams 🇳🇬 @jcobhams]

Impressive and swift detective work.

Now let’s do same with all the bandit and terrorist videos we see all over the internet, with their faces in full views.

Let’s apply same technology and pace.

[Bayo Onanuga, OON, CON @aonanuga1956]

The IGP crack team has arrested Ifechukwu Dennis who originated the fake voice that he passed on to his gullible targets as President Tinubu’s voice. Dennis was arrested in Benin. The police will issue an official statement.

[Joseph Cobhams 🇳🇬 @jcobhams]

@_omo_nickS @Echecrates @Miss_Lorlai K

[Joseph Cobhams 🇳🇬 @jcobhams]

@_omo_nickS @Echecrates @Miss_Lorlai This outlook is one of Nigeria’s problems right here

[Joseph Cobhams 🇳🇬 @jcobhams]

Can CEOs just fire who they want to fire during their layoffs and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

No one needs your self-righteous think piece.

[Joseph Cobhams 🇳🇬 @jcobhams]

@OpenAI add profiles or easy account switchers to Codex for the love of God!!

It’s a pain each time you need to use a different “context”

[Joseph Cobhams 🇳🇬 @jcobhams]

Great! Let’s add more crap to the already crappy language

[Sam Meech Ward @Meech_Ward]

Decorators are coming to JAVAscript

[Jake @JustJake]

It appears Google Cloud has blocked our account, and so some services are unavailable

We’ve escalated this to Google and will keep people posted. Deepest apologies.

[Joseph Cobhams 🇳🇬 @jcobhams]

@NGRPresident your move!

[Ghana MFA @GhanaMFA]

EVACUATION OF GHANAIANS FROM SOUTH AFRICA

[Joseph Cobhams 🇳🇬 @jcobhams]

@lydiaonxx Then na the Gospel of Jesus Christ!

[Joseph Cobhams 🇳🇬 @jcobhams]

@themojoblanco I’ve seen and written a few other languages that use fun like Kotlin and some ML family languages still weird to see or even read or pronounce.

Also, shape? Is this Hack?
Just call it a struct and keep it moving

[Joseph Cobhams 🇳🇬 @jcobhams]

fun is such an ick!

Use fn, func, or function like a reasonable person.

I’d even take def

[Herrington Darkholme @hd_nvim]

Zero - Vercel's new programming language for agents

It keeps effects explicit, memory predictable, and compiler output structured so AI agents can read, repair, inspect, and ship small native programs together.