Jay

[Jay @jcolour]

@StephenMulhern Thunderbirds are Go!

[Jay @jcolour]

@lizziecundy Ooh! I wonder who he will get pregnant at Chelsea first.😟

[Jay @jcolour]

@VolledigG @robmanuel @RoyalFamily @fesshole No. More a Tinder kind of guy.

[Jay @jcolour]

@DuncanBannatyne When the wife tells me to.

[Jay @jcolour]

@BhamCityCouncil Hi Peter,
Wife called 70 times to resolve an issue your end. hours, hours.
One time finally got through, on hold 30 minutes, then be told call another number/ Back to sq1

Perhaps we can invoice for her time spent trying to rectify your issue?

[Jay @jcolour]

@MartinSLewis Took me over 200 phone calls across two days a few weeks ago to finally get through for just a telephone consultation.

[Jay @jcolour]

@MichelleMone
Hi Michelle.
You probably don't remember me. You probably now have someone manage your profile.
To let you know someone is using your image on a fake LinkedIn profile. https://t.co/tR0KbXklJg

Jay

[Jay @jcolour]

@HarleyShah Broccoli, Carrots, Onions

[Jay @jcolour]

@BrewDogJames @BrewDog But does it use single use plastic polluting seals on every trip, or do you fit a reusable tamper evident seal to protect the integrity of a great product? like Tesco, Sainsbury's Wetherspoons and many others?

[Jay @jcolour]

@GreggsOfficial I only share my Greggs with my dog, humans can run & jump.

[Jay @jcolour]

@lizziecundy I went on holiday to Florida alone once, went to hotel bar met a girl and her maid of honour, was getting married there on the weekend. Invited me to the reception. Met a girl at a dinner show, asked her if she wanted to go to a wedding after. so we did. Had a great time x

[Jay @jcolour]

@IKEAUKSupport Hi. I Milton Keynes offering click and collect currently please?

[Jay @jcolour]

@amazon I envisage soon you will be one of the if not THE largest road fleet operators in the world. the worlds biggest polluter of single-use-plastic seals on the back of your trucks. why don't you fit a reusable solution now before the fleet gets that big?

[Jay @jcolour]

@bella_fluff @piersmorgan After months in hospital, and the same again in rehab within weeks she was back spending hours with her charity work for a number of fantastic causes.

She's a real hero.

https://t.co/QTgXdp4AcH

[Jay @jcolour]

@AmandaHolden @thisisheart Love that top - Where's it from please, would look almost as good on my wife (Christmas prezzie)

[Jay @jcolour]

When you get an email from @ScottishPower, but you can't email back (automated) to tell them - No... I've just left you because your service is shit. (I was warned before I joined them - Never again).

#RipOffMerchants

[Jay @jcolour]

@TheoPaphitis

[Jay @jcolour]

@Tesco Coconut Water

[Neil Townsend @trig_the_yid]

This is my son lien, the day after open heart surgery, at the Royal brompton hospital. The day before he said " if you put it on twitter, no-one will like it, no-one will comment" c'mon twitter world make his day when he wakes up, much love 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙