JC Quirin

All tweets are my own, unless I've been hacked or brainwashed. Retweets ≠ endorsements, unless they do. Some retweets indicate that I clicked the wrong button.

[Tina Smith @SenTinaSmith]

There were two dozen bagels… but nobody will eat half of the last one.

My staff is the definition of Minnesota nice.

[Ryan Mac 🙃 @RMac18]

Elon Musk has said he's about context on tweets, so here's context for these shirts: They came from Twitter's Black employee resource group and were popularized by @jack, who wore a version around to conferences to support the group (and was sometimes ridiculed for it).

[Mary Peltola @MaryPeltola]

WE DID IT!!!

[JC Quirin @jcq]

National Ruin 2024

[JC Quirin @jcq]

"Ukraine wouldn't have happened if I was president"

[JC Quirin @jcq]

Trump has "gone decades without a war" 🤔

To be fair, the bone spurs got him out of war decades ago...?

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

My fool godson, William, went down to the basement to get a snack four days ago
I told him--every time I tell him--to COUNT the stairs as he goes down. There's only 12. If it goes to 13, come back up and try again. And don't follow the thing singing down there
But does he listen?

[JC Quirin @jcq]

A well rEGGulated Militia, being necessary for the security of a free state...

[JC Quirin @jcq]

Florida 🤷

[AP Oddities @AP_Oddities]

Security officers at a South Florida airport reported finding a handgun hidden inside a raw chicken packed in a traveler's luggage. https://t.co/OEzOOJoglv

[JC Quirin @jcq]

@petridishes Truss'll bridge the gap until a new PM can be selected

[JC Quirin @jcq]

I prefer to think it was The Crabture

[JC Quirin @jcq]

@KimmyMonte Apparently you haven't mucked enough urine-soaked hay. It's frightful!

[JC Quirin @jcq]

@KimmyMonte Jams

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Minnesota: Hello, I’d like to find a recipe for cinnamon rolls, if it’s not too much trouble. Thank you! https://t.co/WFgvSnQCgU

[JC Quirin @jcq]

Biden really hammering home the symbolism by speaking in front of a Liberty Hall being consumed by the fires of hell

[JC Quirin @jcq]

DeJoy to the world: you can burn https://t.co/sLxw2FNl8F

[Sanna Marin @MarinSanna]

Thank you @HillaryClinton ❤️

[KTLA @KTLA]

Incredible Sky5 video of a #firetornado at the #samfire in northwestern Los Angeles County. #BREAKING https://t.co/uLGGSWJasU

[Tina Smith @SenTinaSmith]

Holy shit. Stunned, but in a good way. $370B for climate and energy and 40% emissions reduction by 2030.

BFD.
https://t.co/0pNuIjh3hY

[Marshall Cohen @MarshallCohen]

In the midst of the Jan. 6 committee hearings — which have exposed how Trump called state officials, pressuring them to overturn the 2020 election — Trump called a Wisconsin state lawmaker and pressured him to overturn the 2020 election.