Josh Creter

not one of the chosen, contrary to popular belief

[Josh Creter @jcreter]

Dear the word "facile": Why must you have conflicting glosses (http://t.co/1gzyZyhw)?

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DIY adapters to merge Lego, Tinkertoys, Lincoln Logs and others into a mega set. The future is awesome! http://t.co/43DQeHFj

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Got to mall before it opened. Resisting urge to do Zombie Day training run past gated stores, darkened promenades and tracksuited folks.

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And then there comes the point where you start serenading your salad with selections from the "Mannequin" soundtrack.

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She: "Are you a robot!?"
Me: "I don't think so but more testing is required."

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Happy Obligatory Status Update!

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Pointless traffic, people texting, random wipeouts... this ice rink is doing a rather good job of replicating the LA freeway experience.

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Debating switching from US to British style for putting periods inside of quotes at end of sentences but worried about appearing treasonous.

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OH: "Sometimes I think everybody should just wear maternity pants to Thanksgiving."

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Powershoppers in PJs, girls in fancy dresses, lost folks on phones, single item sales, amateurs in my way (scenes from a market)

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I'm salad-powered!

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OH: First bacon and now we're going to steal a table? This is the best day evar!

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OH: I was a Crack(berry)baby

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Global Village Construction Set is totally my speed - DIY toolkit to boostrap modern civilization (& make more GVCSs) http://t.co/IzD4Ih0j

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OH: "Salad pizza" confuses me.

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It just took me 2 hours to get through 10->405 transition.

Friday night rush hour is its own particular form of hell.

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Apparently Xena and James Bond are defending my codebase against the unwashed masses of the Internet.

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Of course I have a decision matrix to express my toothpaste preferences - doesn't everybody?

[James Grimmelmann @grimmelm]

Dennis Ritchie (1941-2011). His pointer has been cast to void *; his process has terminated with exit code 0.

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Bummed that the timezone database was taken down by a copyright suit (http://t.co/lmiCDwDB). . Wonder if I can fix IP law in my spare time.