J Crowley

Product @Airbnb, Formerly @BlueApron 🍴 @Foursquare, @SwarmApp 🐝 NBC, Black20, @SyracuseU 🍊. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 with @Jaclynrc.

[J Crowley @jcro]

@seahearnow @Phil_E_Phanatic My favorite part was getting an error that claimed Max tickets was 1, when it's actually 4.

[J Crowley @jcro]

@swiftdecode same. bene stuck here since 10am. if your screen flashing, like it's trying to reload, but then doesn't?

[J Crowley @jcro]

@DosHig @psychopompmadi i am trying to get them with presale code. in some standby page. did they sell out already?

[J Crowley @jcro]

I’m still not convinced this isn’t a deepfake. It’s too, unbelievable.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

All I can say is that those of us who have lost friends, fought with relatives, resigned positions, been called traitor, left our party, all because we saw very clearly what a con-man, huckster and fraud this man is, have never felt more vindicated.

[J Crowley @jcro]

@dens @randyjkim @devinj @WillMcD Admittedly, I did have a few beers that day, but i don’t remember watching the game with Daniel Radcliffe. @xtianbovine

[J Crowley @jcro]

@BPLewis Just go on Nov 6 and play it safe. Please report back on what happens when you ask them for wine recommendations. I have little faith.

[J Crowley @jcro]

@Chelsea_US You were saying?

[J Crowley @jcro]

@Cgarry1022 He called you to the mat. Anxiously awaiting your response to him. 🍿

[J Crowley @jcro]

@cbirn @arainert @MetroNorth Charles, I’m honored you thought of me.

Just like my FSA card, I’ve been waiting to bust that out for nearly two years.

[J Crowley @jcro]

@isaacmdoss @MountSnowOps They’re opening with bluebird 👆

[J Crowley @jcro]

@nsanch @anoopr If you guys like those features, you should try to Disney World app. Imagine how they designed reservations and calendars. It’s loaded with goodies.

[J Crowley @jcro]

@shak thank you for having the courage to share this. How selfless of you to give this gift to so many on your birthday.

[J Crowley @jcro]

Here's your quarterly reminder that @LindseyGrahamSC is a worthless, spineless, piece of shit that represents EVERYTHING that's wrong with politics. Plz watch his entire interview with Chris Wallace from this morning.

https://t.co/gOPDWHVQ7X

[J Crowley @jcro]

@dens @JPM410 Luckily not. Still staring at this paper. It’s been 14 hours now.

[J Crowley @jcro]

New game show idea💡

Win $10,000,000,000 if you can understand these instructions for assembling a Thule roof rack.

[J Crowley @jcro]

@dens And what in the Sam Hill happened to that poor guy’s face

[J Crowley @jcro]

@dens And from the illustration on the right, 1 and 2 represent different screws (top and bottom).

[J Crowley @jcro]

@dens “Tighten alternately” ?

And what do you make of the 1 and 2 at 50% and 3 and 4 at 100%

And the different positioning of those numbers?

[J Crowley @jcro]

@arainert After the last special little snowflake has fallen.

[J Crowley @jcro]

@arainert We did the same thing, marking a tape measure. We all laughed when merritt dropped 22” on us, but now I think he’s gonna be close than my guess of 9