Jordan C. Nichols

[Jordan C. Nichols @jcsquared_]

Just ate a large Big Mac combo. I guess I wanted to go into this new year ✨bloated✨

[Jordan C. Nichols @jcsquared_]

Is it because it feels good to take a risk and hope a woman will respond, or what?

[Jordan C. Nichols @jcsquared_]

Some men really have the audacity to hit on me when they know I won’t respond lol.

[Jordan C. Nichols @jcsquared_]

I’d like to see someone try and justify this?? Other than blatant racism. 👀 this shit makes me sick.

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

This you @realDonaldTrump?

[Jordan C. Nichols @jcsquared_]

Watching one of my favorites and hearing my favorite one liner 😂

[Jordan C. Nichols @jcsquared_]

I’m too out of shape for this shit lol.

[Jordan C. Nichols @jcsquared_]

SOS this puppy’s farts stink up the whole house 🙃

[Jordan C. Nichols @jcsquared_]

@sorelfootwear is having a huge sale in case anyone else wants to spend all their money, too 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Jordan C. Nichols @jcsquared_]

For example: if it’s a dumbass political post, I just assume it’s someone on my biological father’s side (including himself).

[Jordan C. Nichols @jcsquared_]

Sometimes I can scroll through Facebook and know who posted something without looking at their name...

[basil mcrae @shawlsohard]

congress:

[Jordan C. Nichols @jcsquared_]

Since the last time I tweeted: Colby and I bought a house, updated it, upgraded vehicles, and got a puppy. Life be moving fast lol.

[Jordan C. Nichols @jcsquared_]

Just finished "You" on Netflix.... WTF did I just watch?

[Jordan C. Nichols @jcsquared_]

@emmyylou_ Awesome 😅😂

[Jordan C. Nichols @jcsquared_]

Is it possible to die from sneezing too many times? Asking for a friend. 😥

[Jordan C. Nichols @jcsquared_]

Beyond tired of seeing people fight over politics and try and prove whose party is worse. It's tacky as hell. Just talk about what you/your party would do to help your people; not bring each other down. 😅

[Jordan C. Nichols @jcsquared_]

The new Florence & The Machine album. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Jordan C. Nichols @jcsquared_]

Accidentally ate 3 brownies today. Idk what self control is anymore.