Jarod Thompson

The real JT, Harold, Hard, Jar of, Jardo, Marie, whatever else my name autocorrects to. Go @GeelongCats!

[Jarod Thompson @jcthom14]

Birthdays reveal a lot about your friends. Note who takes a brief moment out of their day to send you well wishes. They might be busy one year or another, but look for the patterns.

[Jarod Thompson @jcthom14]

Disappointing to lose, but at least we put up a fight after quarter time (aside from the end of the third quarter). Next season, @GeelongCats! I'm now joining the Wharfie Time Wagon for the rest of finals! #AFLFreoCats #AFLFinals

[AFL @AFL]

THE DOCKERS ARE INTO A PRELIM!!!

#AFLFinals

[Jarod Thompson @jcthom14]

Why do people add peas to things? Cottage pie, shepherd's pie, samosas - they're all better without those tiny green demon balls!

[Jarod Thompson @jcthom14]

Fantastic response after the first quarter and a real captain's game from Paddy! Bring on Freo in Perth, hopefully with some more accurate goalkicking. Go @GeelongCats! #AFLCatsBlues #AFLFinals

[AFL @AFL]

CATS END THE BLUES’ RUN 😤

#AFLFinals

[Jarod Thompson @jcthom14]

I only love trivia when it involves a few niche questions that only I know the answers to.

[Jarod Thompson @jcthom14]

The downside to interviews is spending the next few hours judging every response you gave and thinking of better examples that you should've used.

[Jarod Thompson @jcthom14]

Cruised in the second half, but a great win to end the regular season. Bring on finals, go @GeelongCats! #AFLCatsTigers

[AFL @AFL]

The Cats were too strong for the Tigers 💪

#AFLCatsTigers

[Jarod Thompson @jcthom14]

My favourite wine on this winery tour was the fresh scone with raspberry jam and cream.

[Jarod Thompson @jcthom14]

What a see-sawing game! Great to get the win in Zach Guthrie's 150th and handy to have to fight for it. Always tough for us at Marvel Stadium. Go @GeelongCats! #AFLNorthCats

[AFL @AFL]

The Cats win an absolute THRILLER under the roof at Marvel 😼

#AFLNorthCats

[Jarod Thompson @jcthom14]

I requested a separate census form from my housemate - not because I wanted privacy, but because I had no interest in asking him for his details.

[Jarod Thompson @jcthom14]

Big win in the wet! Love the trio of Ollies and an overdue goal for Bruhn on the siren. Go @GeelongCats! #AFLCatsDons

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The Cats flex their muscles 💪

#AFLCatsDons

[Jarod Thompson @jcthom14]

I've come to realise that I'm a rich person with a poor person's bank account.

[Jarod Thompson @jcthom14]

Fantastic win to keep our top 6 chances alive! How good is footy at the MCG? Shame we had to play against the umpires as well... Go @GeelongCats! #AFLPiesCats

[AFL @AFL]

12th win of the season 💪

#AFLPiesCats

[Jarod Thompson @jcthom14]

I'm visiting my parents and they've stored bananas in the fridge. I'm thinking of having them medically assessed because who in their right mind puts tropical fruit in the fridge?!

[Jarod Thompson @jcthom14]

What a win! We needed that. Glad I came down to Melbourne to go to the game. Go @GeelongCats! #AFLDeesCats

[AFL @AFL]

Ending the Dees' streak at the 'G 💪

#AFLDeesCats

[Jarod Thompson @jcthom14]

Why did I think my 20s and 30s would be like a sitcom? And why do I still yearn for that?

[Jarod Thompson @jcthom14]

I've applied for some internal positions at my workplace and there's two in particular I really hope I get offered!

[Jarod Thompson @jcthom14]

Solid victory to get back on the winner's list. How good was Polkinghorne? First kick, first goal! Go @GeelongCats! #AFLCatsSaints

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Cats prove to be too strong at home 💪

#AFLCatsSaints

[Jarod Thompson @jcthom14]

Every day with me is karaoke. The lift says "going down"? Of course I'll burst out with a Kesha song!

[Jarod Thompson @jcthom14]

Blowing a 39 point lead is disappointing. Losing 3 players to injury rubs salt in the wound. Now have lost 5 of the past 6 and in danger of missing finals. Let's turn our season around, @GeelongCats! #AFLGiantsCats

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THE GIANTS COME FROM 39 POINTS DOWN 🤯

#AFLGiantsCats