Joshua Udoma

Purdue Boilermaker. Purveyor of juvenile humor. No shame in either.

[Joshua Udoma @jcudoma]

@united You are absolutely ridiculous. Delays to ATL. Delays from ATL because you need to fix a tire…..after you fully board the plane. So everyone has to deplane. For the love of God, do better please. #UA2657

[Joshua Udoma @jcudoma]

@united Nothing like sitting on a 3 hour flight without a working screen #UA1543

[Joshua Udoma @jcudoma]

@NFL @espn Hot take: John Harbaugh should be on the hot seat. #RavensFlock

[Joshua Udoma @jcudoma]

@united This “land at ORD 25min early but have to sit and wait for a gate” nonsense has to stop. It’s dumb. It’s been going on all year and it’s dumb. Pls fix.

[Joshua Udoma @jcudoma]

@united Done.

[Joshua Udoma @jcudoma]

@united So you remove a flight data recorder from a plane overnight AND then have everyone board a flight and tell them there will be a 90min delay because you need a flight data recorder. Do better. Much much better. #UA2231

[Joshua Udoma @jcudoma]

@united That’s like if you got to the meeting room 5min early but then went to the bathroom and spent 15min dropping a hot deuce; then you show back yo to the meeting room and the meeting started. You’re still late. 2/2

[Joshua Udoma @jcudoma]

@united Let me help yall out: when you land “early” but you can’t get to the gate because a plane is “still there”, and then you reach the gate late, that means you’re late. 1/2

[Joshua Udoma @jcudoma]

@BoilerFootball @purdueglobal At least you fired that bum. Now go find someone who doesn’t run a HB Sweep out of the shotgun on 2nd and 12 when the defense rushes 3.

[Joshua Udoma @jcudoma]

@BoilerFootball @purdueglobal Do better. You should be embarrassed to put this out on the field every week. Get a new coach and start over. Use NIL. DO SOMETHING.

[Joshua Udoma @jcudoma]

@BoilerFootball @purdueglobal Please fire Walton. This is embarrassing. I literally asked for you not to embarrass the school. You are not listening.

[Joshua Udoma @jcudoma]

@BarstoolPU Whoever is the opposite of what Ryan Walters thinks is good. That guy. Card. Browne. Rowdy. Purdue Pete. Whoever is Walton thinks sucks. Start that guy.

[Joshua Udoma @jcudoma]

@BoilerFootball @purdueglobal Can you please do something/anything to not embarrass our school today? It’s already bad enough that IU is good at football.

[Joshua Udoma @jcudoma]

@BoilerFootball @purdueglobal You fire him yet?

[Joshua Udoma @jcudoma]

@BoilerFootball One more thing: our team is so bad Drew Allar looks like a good QB.

[Joshua Udoma @jcudoma]

@BoilerFootball Please stop embarrassing our school. Fire Walters. IU has a better football program. That says it all.

[Joshua Udoma @jcudoma]

@united Pro-Tip: You need to stop this “hey we landed early but the gate isn’t available because there is a plane there”. That means YOU ARE LATE. It’s not cute.

[Joshua Udoma @jcudoma]

@BoilerFootball @purdueglobal Please fire Walters. This is embarrassing. Every week we aren’t even competitive.

[Joshua Udoma @jcudoma]

@BoilerFootball There has to be a better path than the one we are on….

[Joshua Udoma @jcudoma]

@united How do I have two back to back flights in the same day where the Wi-Fi doesn’t work? These flights aren’t cheap. Do better @united #ua6216 #ua1914