Jake Upton

A teacher by day, and a guy who sleeps during the night

[Jake Upton @jd_upton]

@PurpleForTheWin This and pre/in/post game interviews are useless.

“What needs to happen to win the game”?
“Play well on both sides of the ball”

“What adjustments need to be made?” “We need to play better and keep the pressure”

“How does it feel to come out on top?”
“It feels good”

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@AvidIndoorzmen Sigourney Weaver

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Who wants to join us for Sunday's game at @usbankstadium?

Repost for your chance to win a pair of tickets to #AZvsMIN.

💻: @Microsoft
📎: https://t.co/0w41LA2MrS

[EdgeSports App @EdgeSportsApp]

@SportsCenter Josh Dobbs to Zach Wilson

[Jake Upton @jd_upton]

@Lou_Gehrigs_Son For me it’s the o line false starts that are close enough to the snap that it doesn’t get called.

[Jake Upton @jd_upton]

@VDOOZER and easy 44 across.

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Do you want to spend Thanksgiving with us?

RT for a chance to win a pair of tickets to #NEvsMIN.

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@AvidIndoorzmen Alan Tudyk

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I went on a run today. Did it feel good? Yes. Did kick my ass and my legs are already sore? Also yes, but hey I did some form of exercise so I’m counting it as a win.

[Jake Upton @jd_upton]

I love my dog. But she can rip a fart so dank that I could have sworn she shat in her kennel while we were out.

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@RandyRhombus @CraigHedstrom Booo

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@TheAdamChance @samimatarante My fiancé and I bought our first house together!

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Had a student email me today, the LAST day of school, what they could do to raise their grade. It took every ounce of me not to respond with “you can start by turning in your missing assignments”

[Jake Upton @jd_upton]

@AvidIndoorzmen for the next time you ask for an actor/actress with a large filmography. My suggestion is Meryl Streep

[Terry Crews @terrycrews]

RETWEET NOW FOR A FOLLOW 🔥

#AGTChampions starts at 8! 💪🏾🔥

[Jake Upton @jd_upton]

@RandyRhombus I figured that since you kept Andrew Luck as your starter. He retired before the season started.

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@AvidIndoorzmen Robin Williams

[Jake Upton @jd_upton]

Drinking game: Take a drink every time it’s mentioned that the floats are flying low “because of the wind” #MacysParade

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@LiveViscarious Luigi