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[Marshall Green @MarshallGreen_]

Yo @joshhart

Set the tone tonight

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

MY MAYOR IS MUSLIM
MY BAGELS ARE JEWISH
MY CHRISTIAN DIOR
MY KNICKS IN FOUR

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: The U.S. will allow a Russian oil tanker to reach Cuba, letting critical fuel in after months of what amounted to a blockade. https://t.co/FsMPauYJ72

[DJ Branham 🗽 @DJBranham]

This alone is more pro worker than anything republicans have done in the past 50 years

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Half the people on this app melted down when they found out someone can buy a cookie with food stamps

[Bark @barkmeta]

waking up for work at 6am so the government can spend $2M on crab legs with my taxes

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“My Caracas. My dune.”

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

Remember what you are fighting for, Americans! 🇺🇲

[Mlick @Mlickles]

dude went to vote and got hit with one of the craziest try not to laugh challenges in the modern age

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

I am saddened to learn of the passing of former Emperor Sheev Palpatine.

Emperor Palpatine was a devoted public servant, from the halls of the Imperial Senate to many positions of leadership in multiple Imperial administrations. His passing marks the loss of a figure who, with a strong sense of dedication, gave so much of his life to the Empire he loved.

[Pocket @islandthembo]

hansel and gretel’s gay cousin schnitzel

[yama @wydyama]

The only gun control America has had

[boring_you @boring__you]

After spending a lifetime not riding buses out of fear and hatred of the poor, area man rides bus for the first time out of fear and hatred of the poor riding them for free in the future

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

i can't wait to raise the wokest child in history

[nini @twirlyheart]

gmm moots 💗

[dog of the year @erogurodog]

Repost if you think our brave postal warriors should be given military equipment and absolutely no rules of engagement

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

She was so valid 😭😭😭😭