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@realJonButtz The guy thrusting a knife at someone didn't mean to stab him? 😂😂😂

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@cwebbonline @BillieCotter Blame this.

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@cwebbonline Did this bother you?

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@oelma__ An oven.

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@MoiraJobs @_Maximilien_II @swd2 @grok It's not policing anyone's dietary habits. It's just not paying for it.

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@IsidorReacts @akafaceUS Several leg kicks to set the expectation and a feint to the leg followed by the kick to the head was masterful.

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@ewxnter @grayson201151 @Yaardie876 @T227869 @MC_IBTimesSG Settled stuff in other ways? Like shooting people with arrows dipped in poison or manure?

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@lady_valor_07 Frank Drebin, Police Squad

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@Matt_Pinner She’d be dropped off at the nearest foster home.

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@JasonDWright82 @JEM_el_tarasco @ShadowofEzra Agents in a truck with their lights on.

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@theamelia__ Buy Bitcoin Early

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@WAJansak @GuntherEagleman I take my son trick-or-treating, so I won't be available to pass out candy to other kids. It's either leave a bowl for the kids or they get nothing.

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@AnatoliUkraine @joncoopertweets There are some of us on the right that did not shrug, but we realized that it would be a monumental task to pass bi-partisan gun regulations, especially with this increasingly toxic political climate.

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@Brink_Thinker My mom would get mad if I came back before dark.

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@saras76 He deserved that. Unfortunately, the driver of the car didn’t.

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@RepAlGreen From @SenJohnKennedy, "I'm not saying you're the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope the dumbest person doesn't die.”

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@sourpatchlyds The average temperature in Paris in June is 75/58. The average temperature in Dallas in Junes is 94/74. It's not even comparable. Dallas' average low temperature is ONE degree lower that Paris' average high temperature. 😂😂😂

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@FullOfGraceUS @canine2 @JoJoFromJerz There is a stage 5 cancer, but it deals with Wilms tumors, which is a childhood tumor. Junior may have meant a grade 5 tumor, as opposed to stage 5, but I don't know.