centrist dickhead

a nice and dumb boy

[robert franco @responsiblerob]

sydney sweeny gonna show up to game 5 wearing a shirt that says “knick fuentes” trying to get in good with taylor and the haims

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage

[Nick Field @nick_field90]

@ditzkoff
https://t.co/qXBlgS37xN

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

I hadn't seen this edit before and it's making me cry laugh

[Vic Vaiana @vicvaiana]

All this in just 4 years.

Remember when they insisted it was impossible to build green infrastructure quickly enough

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

it’s so fucking crazy all the time… like one thing after another, so I mostly don’t react to it and let it wash over me. But every once in a while I have these moments of clarity where I’m like damn… what the fuck.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

I am a J6er. I was wrongly prosecuted for peacefully protesting. The only thing I did that beautiful day was jerk off at Josh Hawley’s desk because the day before he told me he was “totally cool with it.” I deserve to be compensated. Thank you President Trump.

[dr. hell @trevorcrumbo]

what if we cooked and ate this guy

[Grace @gracecamille_]

when i was little my parents would call me down during dinner parties and tell me to do my Jar Jar Binks voice and i’d be like “how wude!! Mesa so gwateful yousa here for dinner with us!!” and they’d all laugh and clap. Then i would alone in my room dreaming of a different life

[JT @Jtaylor0_3]

I’m sorry but if you’re under any impression that AI will uplift your ability to tell stories more than it negates your validity as a filmmaker I’m inclined to never pay attention to you ever again

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Shark Tank Billionaire Kevin O'leary says 2 people fighting data centers in Utah are Chinese agents. Turns out its just 2 local girls in Utah, they make a hilarious video calling him the fuck out

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

lmaooooo

[Marcelame @_Marcelame]

I FOUND IT

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[police sketch artist interrupts me] large naturals?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Michael Caine's iconic tweet is referenced in the new ‘LEGO BATMAN’ game.

“Batman Begin.”

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

hentaivirus? yea I got one of them on my parents computer before

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

Damn the way this has got me thinking about Society 😳

[wint @dril]

looking at some pictures of dracula,

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

They should do a criterion closet type thing but instead it's action directors in an armory