Connor McCullough spins a seven-inning no-hitter!
The @whitesox prospect throws the fourth such gem in Kannapolis franchise history, first since becoming the @Kcannonballers.
“We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny Fucking Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."