The Trillon-Dollar-Man just left Average Joe holding the risk whilst still holding the keys and deeds. Watch all the buddies exit in the next two weeks and wealth up #iposhares
Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.
I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.
Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.
But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.
And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂
Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻
So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️
So for one last time…
ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨
Chiefo x
#COYG
@City_Chief@iamtheluka@MicahRichards Id worry about the disgrace the club has brought on itself with the impending charges rather than castigate someone for doing their job
@DanisMCFC@Charles_Tune Salty much? Imagine though how salty you’ll feel when you realise you are manger-less, he went as the EPL gonna strip you of all the titles and the FA and UEFA want to jump on the bandwagon too
@stengel To show the Democrats how to roast the President with impeccable diction and further educate a President, what Royalty is, up close and personal
I think we all know the SS value Vance for the Flotus. That's like saying would you rather drink urine than eat a special chocolate log sandwich, tough choices. Job well done they bolted that gate firmly shut after the HT magician went nuts knowing who he had to perform for
The child Humpty Trumpty should very much remember that the USA weren’t there for the UK during the Falklands conflict, so their " support “quite frankly is a nothing issue.