Jason Crouch

1972 vintage, Double Dad My views mine unless yours! Motto: Help/Volunteer/Own it. Without you, it wont happen.

[Jason Crouch @jdcrouch1972]

@JDVanceNewsX History will show POTUS to be right up there with this guy. Lithuania probably next.

[Jason Crouch @jdcrouch1972]

@america I'd agree that America is the equivalent of a FKW, but not much else

[Jason Crouch @jdcrouch1972]

The Trillon-Dollar-Man just left Average Joe holding the risk whilst still holding the keys and deeds. Watch all the buddies exit in the next two weeks and wealth up #iposhares

[Jason Crouch @jdcrouch1972]

@RepJackKimble Freedom … for people to choose

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[Jason Crouch @jdcrouch1972]

@PLCPolice @clockending thank you Sir your shift was long and rewarding

[Jason Crouch @jdcrouch1972]

@AlternatNews You failure

[Jason Crouch @jdcrouch1972]

@Afc_Nels2

[Jason Crouch @jdcrouch1972]

@City_Chief @iamtheluka @MicahRichards Id worry about the disgrace the club has brought on itself with the impending charges rather than castigate someone for doing their job

[Jason Crouch @jdcrouch1972]

@DanisMCFC @Charles_Tune Salty much? Imagine though how salty you’ll feel when you realise you are manger-less, he went as the EPL gonna strip you of all the titles and the FA and UEFA want to jump on the bandwagon too

[Jason Crouch @jdcrouch1972]

Morning Gooners.
This could quite possibly be the best iphone wallpaper ever.
#arsenal

[Jason Crouch @jdcrouch1972]

@RichardAngwin Chum

[Jason Crouch @jdcrouch1972]

@BohuslavskaKate @JohnCleese He mispronounced not …….profitable

[Jason Crouch @jdcrouch1972]

🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴

[Jason Crouch @jdcrouch1972]

@CarClaimCheck No we don’t, we will be contacted.

[Jason Crouch @jdcrouch1972]

@stengel To show the Democrats how to roast the President with impeccable diction and further educate a President, what Royalty is, up close and personal

[Jason Crouch @jdcrouch1972]

The US Secret Service shot their own at the Whitehouse correspondent's dinner? They definitely Empire

[Jason Crouch @jdcrouch1972]

@cspan Another staged event

[Jason Crouch @jdcrouch1972]

I think we all know the SS value Vance for the Flotus. That's like saying would you rather drink urine than eat a special chocolate log sandwich, tough choices. Job well done they bolted that gate firmly shut after the HT magician went nuts knowing who he had to perform for

[Jason Crouch @jdcrouch1972]

The child Humpty Trumpty should very much remember that the USA weren’t there for the UK during the Falklands conflict, so their " support “quite frankly is a nothing issue.