JB

it’s him

[JB @jdeb98]

SOLD

[JB @jdeb98]

Selling 2x Overmono tickets @ Roundhouse, Camden this WEDNESDAY. £27.50 each, £55 for both.

Message if interested - need gone!

[JB @jdeb98]

1x ticket remaining. £18. DM if interested.

[JB @jdeb98]

Selling 2x tickets for DJ Seinfeld @ Koko London, 04/11.

£35 for both, £18 each. IM if interested.

[JB @jdeb98]

@easyJet - any comment from you guys?

[JB @jdeb98]

@easyJet Worst experience possible flying out to Bodrum, Turkey this morning. Bag didn’t arrive - containing many valuables - and can only assume lost in transit; impossible to get on the phone with them and will not be travelling with them again in future.

[JB @jdeb98]

Note - their policy demands that you can only contact them 5 days following a ‘delayed bag’ notice. Currently on holiday with only sliders and a towel. Still unable to speak with a customer service rep however! Terrible.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

it’s so fucking funny that elon musk would be like “twitter is a hardcore coding company now” and then ask engineers to email him code weekly because he doesn’t know how to use github

[JB @jdeb98]

@oscarhatt Take that back

[JB @jdeb98]

@pickett_giles @GNev2 Battered sausage 😛

[JB @jdeb98]

@hannah_woolven Is that not it?

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

I swear they wait until I'm on holiday...

[Jme @JmeBBK]

Twitter should have an optional green verification tick, 🟢✅
Anyone can get it,
all you have to do is verify you are human by submitting your licence photo or passport.
Optional, so trolls can still exist.
But you could set your feed to green tick only, so you only see humans.

[big gout billy bass @BoyKingDan]

@phryneii

[kop @Kop202]

Mind blowing...

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

@realDonaldTrump ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you fragile goofus, everyone knows that when you're feeling particularly extra-insecure, you trot out this bogus poll number. ok doof, I'll bite: show your work. link to this imaginary poll, if you're not too busy pointing at elephant sketches. let us see it

[Cassie @Cassiesmyth]

Are the All Lives Matter crew doing alright? Haven’t heard a word from them about the refugees, which is weird because they’re usually really hot on all human rights issues.

[Ben & Jerry's UK 🧡 @benandjerrysUK]

Hey @PritiPatel we think the real crisis is our lack of humanity for people fleeing war, climate change and torture. We pulled together a thread for you..

[JB @jdeb98]

https://t.co/iSla9hJAnE