Julia DeLois

AKA jonbeignet ramsey. Reductress; Air Sex. 🌈✨

[Luke Winkie @luke_winkie]

Motherfucker I have read your blog. You were quoting Shins lyrics. You were listening to The Postal Service. There is no way you can name more than three Kid Rock songs. Is there anything you don’t lie about?

[Julia DeLois @jdelwoo]

oh sorry is she being too loud? about her own husband? in her own documentary about her tour, full of songs she wrote about her life???

[- @loveinthebrain]

she’s really turning the biggest tour of all time into a Travis Kelce propaganda like seriously…

[Julia DeLois @jdelwoo]

hot take: trump is extremely good at pardoning the turkey and we should make someone else the president but keep him on just to do that

[Julia DeLois @jdelwoo]

headline revision: Fun crab costume couple gets their whimsical day ruined by two assholes who think world is all about them

[todd dillard @toddedillard]

poetry is everywhere

[Julia DeLois @jdelwoo]

@Harrison588 DONT YOU SWEAT IT BABY, IT’S ALL RIGHT 💃🕺💃🕺💃

[Julia DeLois @jdelwoo]

how are they ALL stuck in my head at the same time

[Julia DeLois @jdelwoo]

if you haven’t experienced the life changing magic of a fun-loving caretaker man with a huge dick, you can’t understand this album and your opinions are irrelevant

[Julia DeLois @jdelwoo]

acting normal in the work chat

[Julia DeLois @jdelwoo]

no tylenol while you’re pregnant? so you’re just sposed to raw dog a hangover or what?

[Julia DeLois @jdelwoo]

didn’t answer the question but ok

[Julia DeLois @jdelwoo]

@okayjulia @Peel1659 it’s giving Amber B. and Amber M.

[Julia DeLois @jdelwoo]

always a pleasure to fly on 9/11. nice to be here with everyone

[Julia DeLois @jdelwoo]

@okayjulia MA’AM

[Julia DeLois @jdelwoo]

@SortaBad let’s fahkin go, kid!!!!

[yz ☆ @everhero13]

the life of a showgirl promo goes crazy

[Julia DeLois @jdelwoo]

@paulswhtn this is accurate, Cut to the Feeling will cure anything that ails you

[Julia DeLois @jdelwoo]

@Ester__Island @paulswhtn i say this as a diehard Carly Rae Jepsen fan: have you ever heard the song Store by Carly Rae Jepsen

[Julia DeLois @jdelwoo]

@SortaBad GTL babyyy

[Julia DeLois @jdelwoo]

my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a ton of bricks: “SAM, THE FIRST NIGHT AT BED WHEN YOU LEFT, RON MADE OUT WITH 2 GIRLS AND PUT HIS HEAD INBETWEEN A COCKTAIL WAITRESSES BREASTS. ALSO WAS GRINDING WITH MULTIPLE FAT WOMEN. WHEN YOU LEFT CRYING AT KLUTCH, RON WAS HOL

[Julia DeLois @jdelwoo]

when your psychiatrist is a sister-in-swift but you don’t have another appointment for a while