Justin Demel

all gas no brakes

[julia @juumelo_]

my body keeps telling me to stop drinking beers but I’m not gonna listen to a retard

[Houston Astros @astros]

The #Astros have acquired Cuban minor league IF/OF Yordan Alvarez from the Los Angeles Dodgers in exchange for RHP Josh Fields.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Belgium will still never have this

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

My brother in Christ you have a whole beautiful country to explore and you willingly went to GALVESTON???

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

The best discovery of our road trip has been a musician called Ella Langley. We had never heard of her before, but after hearing her on pretty much every country radio station, we’ve become big fans. She’s basically the soundtrack of our trip.

[richard @richard_normal]

ruining your first home finals game in three decades up 2-0 so the worlds fattest pedophile can nod off in a private box >>>

[𝚂𝚔𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚛 🌵 @imstillskyler]

Ball's in your court @astros

[Message Board Geniuses @BoardGeniuses]

Does #Houston even recruit white guys?

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

they should invent a job where I just play pokemon leaf green and watch baseball all day

[Justin Demel @jdemel27]

@mouuhikona49328 🅰️

[Justin Demel @jdemel27]

@shishimaes30205 🥀

[Justin Demel @jdemel27]

@mN4mhd4sjY7707

[Justin Demel @jdemel27]

@hinitsuimo30347

[Jayden @sportsfan_2008]

And there's no talent on the Israel baseball team now get walked down fuck nigga

[Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck]

If you gotta stay in Albuquerque don’t stay in the Motel 6 off the interstate that’s by itself.

[Rootkit Randy @EzeSecOps]

You ever walked down the elite 4, no revives left & your ace is poisoned?

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

SOUND THE ALARMS IN TEL AVIV ITS VENEZUELAN BOMBS OVERHEAD

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

@Mishbia15 Congratulations on a very good season so far. I’ve enjoyed watching you guys and think you picked a terrific coach. Fun league pass team,

For the record — I picked the Suns to win 50+ games last season and never heard a peep from you when you went 36-46. So I was wrong twice.

[King_bullock3 @CalenBullock]

That was a good halftime show I knew every word 😎

[Houston Astros @astros]

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