John

on Blue Sky now — Über-Geek, Adult w/ ADHD, Systems Engineer, emergent technology proponent, "Pack Leader" for my pugs, loving friend and cynic

[John @jdfwoods]

Not that i’ve been exactly “active” (for years), but … relocating to, um, better weather. Too much ignorance, bs, and hate here; blocks out the sun and chases away the butterflies. Find me there.

[John @jdfwoods]

@lukehellier https://t.co/v3Cuv1P993

[John @jdfwoods]

Hey, @nbcsnl , remember this? https://t.co/uNAptNQmhT
We might have found “TBD” today.

[John @jdfwoods]

@StephenKing @linwood_barclay The only thing I’ve actually walked out of was the 90’s Car 54… and I had even been gifted the seat.

[John @jdfwoods]

That moment on xmas eve when you hear a helicopter passing & think, “Some day I want to be 1 of those people who get to spend the night seeing lights in luxury…”—then you realize it’s the Mayo medivac helicopter …& you just wish whomever gets to go home… at all. #realitycheck

[John @jdfwoods]

.@PuppetryoftheP Here it is, near the end of 20-F’g-20 & I find myself telling stories about when you gave me passes your show in Minneapolis just because I asked nicely—and it was awesome… here I am wishing you & yours all the best. #StayHealthy #StaySafe

[John @jdfwoods]

@lukehellier So, despite the few people who don’t care, you’re showing and saying that the masks are helping? Excellent. 👍

[John @jdfwoods]

@levarburton Sláinte maith! (enjoy that pour, yum, a personal favorite—#bydhttmwfi)

[John @jdfwoods]

I told #Alexa to "Play songs about pugs," and Danny Elfman's Batman Theme starts. #nailedit

[John @jdfwoods]

Thank you.
@lisamurkowski
@SenatorCollins
@SenJohnMcCain

[mike mckee @mikewmckee]

@NianticLabs DO THE RIGHT THING & donate all the proceeds from beacons tonight to the families of the fallen agents! @ingress #enlightened

[John @jdfwoods]

@Steveokdwb @daveryankdwb Can you PLEASE make sure the 2nd-grade-snot segment is made available online? #soMuchAppreciated

[John @jdfwoods]

#jealous https://t.co/fYNRtuuW5Q

[BΔSTILLE ∞ @deafenmewmusic]

Mariah Carey's reenactment of the Lizzie McGuire movie was better than I expected. #MariahCarey #rockineve

https://t.co/dB1srAo1Ep

[Ryan Mills @RyanSAErhino14]

Well it's official, I'm old! I was showing my son a video of Mariah Carey lip-sync and he says "who is Mariah Carey?"

[Jeff @Jeffer58]

Mariah Carey's performance was a publicity stunt for the reality show. We are smarter than this.

[Kevin Walters @kswalterboy]

"Mariah Carey" Please Stand By #MariahsWorld #MariahCarey

[John @jdfwoods]

Hmmmmm… #inHindsight ?? https://t.co/RjgzraWJeM

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

I'm getting ready perform right before the ball drop on @NYRE! Are you ready to celebrate? #RockinEve #2017WithMariah @ryanseacrest

[River Oakes @RiverDaNutGiver]

Mariah Carey is a fucking idiot, she was caught lip syncing in her performance and says Russia hacked her performance.