J.D. Gonzalez

#SQLServer DBA, software build engineer, and even dabble in kubernetes. I try to play trumpet and trombone. Sometimes even a euphonium. Tweets are my own.

[J.D. Gonzalez @jdgonzalez]

@RealBuccees …. Why do you not sell lollipops at any of your stores? Sometimes I need something to keep me awake while driving.

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Better yet... Let people design it themselves.

Bring on the retro digital gauge cluster era https://t.co/FhRh9aJD3h

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@anniebuentello I can't believe that they are still touring!

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Need to include @KXAN_Weather

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Meanwhile, in Downtown Austin...

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Welp... I guess it'll be official in 2026.... I'm from Dust!

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

In honor of Texas Independence Day, here's another look at the new state map after it secedes in 2026...

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@ThatEricAlper I can't drive 55 by Sammy Hagar

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OMG... I almost lost it with this one!

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Austin is fun

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Don't ever change, @EvilMopacATX

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

UPDATE: All Steiner Ranch Swinger activities have been cancelled for the evening due to severe weather and/or Ted losing his erection again

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@Angry_Staffer Wow... Security as a service.

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Austin today...

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@MercedesBenz ... you too!

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@MercedesAMG ... Please do this! https://t.co/vof8wjZYdP

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@MercedesAMG ... Please do this! https://t.co/vof8wjZYdP

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@EvilMopacATX … You will be missed but I get it. 'Evil MoPac' Twitter account signs off – for now https://t.co/g0scEKkVwU via @KVUE

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Same... but also when I see someone put ketchup on anything!

[Danny Trejo @officialDannyT]

Does ketchup belong on a taco? #TacoTuesday 🌮

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YouTube has its own ‘Tudum’ launch sound now https://t.co/2nhdAxChmP
Sonic branding is thing? Did not know that.

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Oh... And I'm tired of coughing up stuff. #sick

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@EvilMopacATX Since May? Of what year? :)

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Y'all ever notice how Austin started going downhill just after you moved here? 🧐

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OMG!!! I'm so tired of having a running nose and having a sinus headache every night. #Sniffling

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@LizDueweke You're doing it wrong :)